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babe are you okay, you’ve barely touched your hurricake?
Dallas Texas TV
@DallasTexasTV8 Jul 2024
H-E-B really made hurricane Beryl cakes
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looking beefy once again
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in America cops stay outside of a school they’re supposed to protect because they’re scared of getting an owwie
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@Amos_FACTOct 21
China police are on another level man
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I’ll be home in 3 ATW(10MV)[TV][FTV]
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I thought this was devil wears prada 3 for a second
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm11h
New look at Cathy Yan's ‘THE GALLERIST’, starring Natalie Portman & Jenna Ortega. The film follows an ambitious gallery owner who tries to sell a dead body at her art show. In theaters on December 4.
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when we get this as a Glee reboot cover
v@ovicmeloOct 21
lembrei desse BOP obrigado lea michele
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which oomfie thinks this of me
The Amazing World of GUMBO🦑@hdnvllyrancheirOct 22
oomf is so handsome i want to get him pregnant
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finally got to watching The Housemaid yesterday and we need to talk about that awful acting from Sydney Sweeney
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if you drive a ford explorer I’m gonna assume you’re a boot licker for cops
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AND ITS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DONT ANSWER IT. RACHEL ZEGLER IF YOU CAN HEAR ME BLOCK RYAN MURPHY ON ALL PLATFORMS NEOW
rachel zegler thinker 🍎@zeglerlovebotOct 21
rachel zegler you’re about to get an important phone call
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client brought tacos this morning and I had a potato and egg and chorizo and egg 🙂‍↔️
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that’s because all this music was bad tik tok music and made everybody think they could be an artist
akon 🦢@summrforever_Oct 20
music from 2020 already dated as hell damn
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oh I remember drunk listening to this album on release night after just coming home from the bar and it was everything 🙂‍↔️
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 21
4 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘Midnights.’
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Spider-Man's ass
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@67409_soOct 15
starts with S and we all love it
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someone on Twitter called me ugly so I just had to laugh
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Tom get in my bed right now.
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can I unlook
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 20
New look at Hudson Williams in ‘YAGA.’ (ew.com/yaga-carrie-anne-moss…)
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Pop Flop
@ThePopFlopOct 19
Megan Moroney performs a medley of “6 Months Later,” “Wish I Didn’t,” and “Sorry… I Meant Tonight” at the 2026 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
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y’all are gonna hate who I thought this was 🫣
⧉@oirandriveOct 18
street fighter movie couldn‘t do it
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my mom came to visit and at one point I said “I have apple sauce in the fridge if you want some” and she said “…for what?” And I just stared at her and said “to eat? Why else?”
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alexa, play Red (Taylor’s Version)
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