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John Fauxgerty

@_flyentologist

This is the water, and this is the well.

 Colorado, USA
Joined May 2017
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Duke’s Mayo Bowl retweeted something stupid I posted on Twitter, my heart is full 🤍
Duke's Mayo Bowl (@DukesMayoBowl) profile pictureDuke's Mayo Bowl@DukesMayoBowl11 Jan 2025
Uncanny. via @_flyentologist
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Oh Panthers 😔
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Alabama Football
@AlabamaFTBLNov 8
This is how we ROLL. 💪
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Wish we could play in “Death Valley” every year, we own that building like a vacation home
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TIDE ROLLS ON THE ROAD 💪 @AlabamaFTBL x #SECFB
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Everything I see of the Ocarina of Time remake looks incredible, I’m on the verge of buying a damn Switch 2 for exactly one game
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Ordered one, I have zero self-control
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@CriminalsimpsonNov 7
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Already not paying attention to the Hornets as usual, don’t have time for that negativity in my life
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@TheCinestheticNov 6
COWBOY BEBOP is a rare kind of masterpiece. Shinichirō Watanabe built the series around jazz improvisation, and you can feel it in every episode. The genre shifts & Yoko Kanno’s extraordinary soundtrack give it a personality unlike anything else in anime.
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@TheCinestheticNov 5
What’s a TV show you’d rate 11/10 without hesitation?
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Writing “you should kill yourself” under every post I see on LinkedIn
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Sepha@Sepha_kayNov 6
I think I downloaded the wrong Silent Hill game
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Fuck Jeffries, Fuck Schumer, Fuck Pelosi, get the bums out of the party so we can FINALLY do something
The New Republic (@newrepublic) profile pictureThe New Republic
@newrepublicNov 5
Calls to Replace Jeffries and Schumer Explode After Democratic Wins trib.al/G1SVsmY
Calls to Replace Jeffries and Schumer Explode After Democratic Wins

Calls to Replace Jeffries and Schumer Explode After Democratic Wins

Are Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer really ready to lead Democrats in this moment?

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Yxng.@PapiiL0rdNov 5
Is Al making life better? NO. Is it making things cheaper? Quite the opposite. Is it improving the internet? It's drowning it in slop. Is it giving us more time to be creative? It's stealing that too. Surely it's making us smarter, though? Ohhhh, you won't believe this...
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@damintoellNov 5
Congratulations to TPUSA
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@APNov 5
Russell Brand is convicted of rape and sexual assault charges on allegations dating back more than 20 years. The judge said Brand would receive a prison sentence. apnews.com/article/russell-b…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesNov 4
people say the dems aren't good at winning elections, but look at them now! all it took was a warmongering pedophile who turned all the food into expensive diarrhea poison
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@JordanUhlNov 4
As it turns out, spending the final month of the election bragging about oil companies getting rich, lying about the state of the economy, obsessing over Jon Husted's ass and making your closing message about the Cheesecake Factory wasn't a winning strategy.
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Just going to soak this all in for a little bit. There’s tons of work to be done, but this is pretty delicious, let’s enjoy it for a minute
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Lost my fantasy week by less than a point
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Remember when this dude came out and said he wasn’t interested in the Bama job after Saban retired even though nobody asked him? Anyway, good luck at Ball State or whatever
On3 (@On3) profile pictureOn3
@On3Nov 1
BREAKING: Florida State has fired head football coach Mike Norvell, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/florida-state-f…
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