@_fivefootfun

even if you ask, I still won’t tell.

 magical land of make belief
Joined December 2010
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Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFCOct 17
NEETTTOOOOOOO!! 🇵🇹 🍬 0-1 ⚪️ [46] #CFC | #EVECHE
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Builder Baddie@AuntyHershOct 17
I don’t understand lying on the internet when people know you in real life
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The Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXOct 14
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Pep Guardiola watching Manchester City lose 3-0.
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JOY@jemssynajoyOct 10
Life feels better when Chelsea wins.
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AB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoOct 10
The first 10 minutes of every Chelsea game:
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Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFCOct 10
Good day at the office! 🤩 #CFC | #CHEBOU
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lexi♥️.@nahthatslexiiOct 9
The hair store is one place you just have to accept your total
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my teams don’t win enough for me to lie about my love for them
I@usfcardsfanOct 5
#ok
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bag.@ricebaggiSep 4
This too shall pass but bumboclaat man
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m@mxdihaahahahaSep 19
my chelsea beat this brighton team btw
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Elvis Tunde
@TunnykvngSep 19
Chelsea almost ruined my weekend, but Arsenal don Brighton am
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Elvis Tunde
@TunnykvngSep 19
One dealt with Chelsea yesterday. One is dealing with Arsenal right now. One will deal with Liverpool tomorrow 😂😂😂
Felix@hobidyhobsSep 18
Brentford Brighton Bournemouth. Axis of death. The Bermuda Triangle
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One of those evenings
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TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS! 👊 #CFCW
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Hutchy@DjHutchy246Sep 14
$4.27 means we gotta talk bout everything over the phone yuh
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we can’t keep a cleansheet for shit
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M J@Mary_JohhnSep 9
Everyone talking about Champions League tonight like Chelsea vs Leeds isn’t tonight’s biggest game. 😭😂
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Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFCAug 31
David Fofana has completed a permanent transfer to Swiss Super League side Servette.  We thank David for his efforts during his time at Chelsea and wish him well as he begins a new chapter in his career.
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♥️@LoveeeJonesAug 28
This week I saw a fake Duke University student, fake NFL player, & a GRWM couple faking morning sex for content.. the internet is getting VERY weird.
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Comptroller of Customs got charged and less than a week later, Customs has an ig page to ‘explain processes and keep us updated’.. But 1742 days later and Ryan Straughn still getting ready for cabinet and never gave us the town hall 😕
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