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North West, England
Joined March 2012
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They burned witches, but somehow we're still debating what to do with pedophiles
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what are we actually meant to watch on telly after tonight? in the space of a week, we will’ve had the final episode of slow horses, celeb traitors final, plus the #bbuk final, #dragraceuk final and #taskmaster final all tonight
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quote tweeting myself because still nothing has beaten this for me #strictly
to celebrate halloween week, here’s a gentle reminder of the greatest halloween routine in strictly history #strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
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ALL THE MONEY IS GOING TO REFUGEES HALF OF IT IS GOING TO QUEER REFUGEES THE MOST WATCHED SHOW ON TV THE ONE THAT BRINGS THE NATION TOGETHER FUCK YOU FARAGE THIS IS BRITAIN, WE’RE HERE, QUEER AND DIVERSE #CelebrityTraitors
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If ANYONE tries to tell me that Thomas Tuchel DIDN'T play Merlin in the smash hit BBC series Merlin from 2008, you're lying to me and you're lying to yourself #ENGARG
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series 21 you will always be famous, I love you very much and miss you all already #Taskmaster
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the most deserving winner EVER???????? I do think #theapprentice
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Getting this for all my friends.
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“you won as traitors, but you were faithful to eachother”🥹😭 #TheTraitors
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Phil Ellis I was not familiar with your game before this series, but please know I have fallen truly madly and deeply in love with your whimsical madness #Taskmaster
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Best Traitor Award: Alan Carr Worst Traitor Award: Alan Carr Winner: Alan Carr #CelebrityTraitors
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I was SO ready to hate the celebrity version, but here we are I absolutely loved it it was perfect #CelebrityTraitors
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Category is “this song went viral on tiktok, let’s give it to George who does tiktok”, I feel like they’re taking the piss out of him #Strictly
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Joe Marler’s brain is ASTOUNDING like if the faithful win this, it’s because of him and that’s insane #CelebrityTraitors
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our living room reacted as if we just found out Celia Imrie had actually really been murdered, what a loss omg love you so much icon #CelebrityTraitors
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mr spoon you traitorous bastard, he kissed you on the MOUTH no less #GBBO #bakeoff
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sorry I actually can’t concentrate on anything because what do you MEAN this is the last series we have Tess and Claudia #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
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I fear Nick is Jaz-ing too close to the sun, be careful sweet prince #CelebrityTraitors
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JOE MARLER PLEASE AVENGE HIM #CelebrityTraitors
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