
she/her | mdni | fic writer | working on that hockey IQ 🦈 “kicking my footsies and twirling my pubes” —@pointerbrother
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shanes freckles retweeted
guys help i’m reffing a hockey game and i forgot my pocket apple at home now what am i supposed to offer the goalie mid game
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Team lost, but the entire tl is just happy we got to watch some decent hockey today...God, I love being a Sharks fan. 😭
shanes freckles retweeted
tears in my peepers someone help my captain he’s getting drag around the ice😭
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the only headcanon i won’t budge on is that shane was a wild child. he wasn’t a small autistic bean. he was CURIOUS. he had ENERGY. they put him into hockey cuz he ran them RAGGED. he was a menace. he bit. he had the cutest face ever and knew how to look innocent
shanes freckles retweeted
remember when we beat the panthers in our home opener and we were getting called physical and we heard our new goal song and we all had so much hope and
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Shane Hollander watching Hudson Williams have a threesome involving two Hudson Williams.
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do all the baby sharks get their own little cubby boxes on the plane like toddlers at preschool filled with their favorite toys and snacks to keep them occupied and distracted from annoying the vets during plane rides ?
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I’m not asking for much tonight, just don’t allow 4 goals in 3 minutes and everything should be fine
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If Texas can turn blue, the Sharks can beat the LA Kings and have a high scoring game.






























