@_fauxcus

opinions expressed are not of my employers

 Charlotte, NC
Joined August 2011
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You ever pause mid text like yo.. why am I even entertaining this
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Anime@X_animetwt16h
I still can’t believe this is a real scene 😭
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I hate watching greedy content like greedy eating 😂 why you doin allat
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DAKKADAKKA
@DAKKADAKKA110h
Roller Coaster of a video. Beautiful ending. God is a Comedian.
Frankie🪆Fey
@frankiefeyOct 20
straight from the smiling friends universe:
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The guy who created this out did himself 🙆🏽‍♂️ wdym he put the garden in the ring 😭 ceiling, court, stands and even the outside.
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Weird people validate weird shit
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I’m kinda living for this jacket. 0.0
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yasmin@yasminfyneOct 20
im so irritated
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@taergpx12h
runner
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BIG RO 🫡@rothemilfgodOct 20
Niggas will invite you bowling for "Fun" then show up with a bowling bag.. I'm coo
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Take me off the list of people you call when it's not working with the people you chose.
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Stuff kinda fall in your lap when you moving genuine
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People start acting weird when they betray you
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@99XlendaOct 20
a sneaky btch worst than a lying btch
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Curt.@_BigCurt_Oct 20
Ima be like “lemme take this dirty bitch trash out”
Mia 💋
@mamaxoxomiaOct 20
I’ll invite a ngga over with a full trash just to see what type of ngga he is :)
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Murk@raxk5onkaiOct 20
I got blessed soon as I left that bitch
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worst case scenario I'll make it. Best case scenario I'll make it big.
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I’d never be offended by losers talking shit abt me like omg losers doing loser shit what a surprise
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@ushouldfwr34Oct 20
I love that direct shit, tell me what you want
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Kaden
@PlayoffKadenOct 19
This is elite slander omg😭😭
Novig
@NovigOct 19
Ashton Jeanty is averaging 2.45 yards per carry the last 2 weeks. For reference: Victor Wembanyama is 2.47 yards long lying down.
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the planet Nigga .
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@yah_deh1Oct 20
Who the fuck requested a jay z superbowl
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