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what, my dear lady disdain! are you yet living?

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k@_epigraphsSep 21
#hollanov: there's nothing scarier than being interrogated about your relationship by a teenage girl. archiveofourown.org/works/92…
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just go on ao3 like the rest of us good lord
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the most scorpio thing about me is that i will be embracing the concept of a spite-write 😌
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i'm not expecting people to google what grocery stores there are in ottawa (although, maybe do that?) but for the love of god don't send ilya to TRADER JOE'S 😭
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i thought we'd established pretty firmly that canada is *not* the united states
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Someone will be killed by an animatronic bird next season on Elsbeth
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as he should!! the fourth wall is a beautiful thing 😌 harpersbazaar.com/culture/ar…
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hiya, i do in fact enjoy being proven right!! 😌
k@_epigraphsAug 13
i very much think that the other s2 couples' stories will run parallel to hollanov instead of bottle eps. they and the audience need examples of what they could have! skip bottle ep in s1 made sense bc it was all about managing their secrecy — for scott, shane and ilya.
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(i also fear this was kind of an obvious prediction to make and i do kind of worry we're losing the ability to extrapolate. anyway, jacob knows what he's doing, it's gonna be great.)
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say it louder! please, please do a single iota of googling, we are a different country with different stores, names for things, etc.
👩🏾‍💻@pinkstapeOct 11
a lot of heated rivalry fics aren't even particularly canadian either is the funniest part like your problem is with americans (the majority of english-peaking fandom) writing what they know instead of doing any research. frats, venmo, whatever else... like 😭
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sometimes the research can get good enough that i'll actually think you're canadian (thinking fondly of a fic that mentioned shane buying a suit at zellers in juniors where the author confirmed in comments that they're from the midwest)
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astrology this, mbti that... just show people the list of fandoms you've written fic for
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it’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book and it lives on your bookshelf for 15 years.
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quick little ai tell psa! the highlighted phrase is from dan brown's the lost symbol, published in 2009, way before we had generative ai. it's proof that ai cribs phrasing that authors have been using for ages (ie "with the x of a man y") BUT, it also shows why it's still a tell.
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"the calm certainty of a man watching his own house burn down from the sidewalk" (how the hell does that exude certainty??) "a man who had never known an awkward angle" "the specificity of a word chosen deliberately by a man who chose everything deliberately"
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basically, apply the smell test. does it work in context? does it illuminate a character trait? is it a metaphor that actually works — or is it a phrase that sounds fancy but doesn't end up meaning anything? a human writer will make the correct connections. a bot will often fail.
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the SOUND I JUST MADE
jasper@jasperskatessOct 10
i'm sorry but every time i see a picture of evan without madison it looks like that one photo of connor storrie at the met 😭
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🥰 more of ilya and the english language here if you’re so inclined archiveofourown.org/works/88…
sailyourshipsaroundme@violetrose1410Oct 11
Why does this fic not have eleventy-thousand kudos
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feeling extremely 'in five minutes i will remember ten more books that exist and regret all of this' about these
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heartbreaking: the worst person you know made a good point
thorne 🪏@R0MANTICALLYURSOct 9
in honor of the social reckoning coming out today:
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