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Jesus supposedly fulfilled prophecy perfectly…
yet Matthew says Jeremiah predicted the thirty pieces of silver.
The wording he uses is associated with Zechariah.
Matthew 27:9–10.
Read your Bible.
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Ecclesiastes says the dead know nothing.
Christianity teaches the dead can experience heaven or hell.
Ecclesiastes 9:5.
So when exactly did the story change?
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How many demon-possessed men met Jesus?
Matthew says TWO.
Mark and Luke tell the story with ONE.
Matthew 8:28 vs Mark 5:2 vs Luke 8:27.
Which eyewitness gets your vote?
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Jesus says:
“If I testify about myself, my testimony is not true.”
Later:
“Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid.”
John 5:31 vs John 8:14.
Go ahead. Explain it.
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The Bible says god never changes his mind.
Then the Bible repeatedly describes god changing his mind.
Numbers 23:19 vs Exodus 32:14.
Which version of god should we believe?
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How many animals entered Noah’s ark?
Two of every kind?
Or seven pairs of clean animals?
Genesis gives you both answers.
Genesis 6:19–20 vs Genesis 7:2–3.
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Who carried Jesus’ cross?
John says Jesus carried it.
The other Gospels say Simon of Cyrene carried it.
This is supposed to be the most important event in human history.
So which happened?
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Proverbs 26:4:
“Do not answer a fool according to his folly.”
Literally the NEXT verse:
“Answer a fool according to his folly.”
Biblical consistency lasted one verse 😭
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Did Judas die by hanging himself…
or by falling headfirst and bursting open?
Matthew 27:5 vs Acts 1:18.
Same Bible. Two stories.
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The Bible says nobody has ever seen god.
Then Jacob says:
“I have seen god face to face.”
John 1:18 vs Genesis 32:30.
Which one is lying?
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god regretted making humans.
How does an all-knowing god regret a decision he already knew he would make?
Genesis 6:6.
I’ll wait.
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So your Jesus rather turn water into wine than eradicate cancer ?
Sure!!
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The biggest problem with hell:
Finite mistakes.
Finite lifetime.
Infinite punishment.
Explain how eternal torture for temporary actions is “perfect justice.”
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Imagine being an atheist who feeds the poor your entire life…
while a murderer accepts Jesus five minutes before dying and gets heaven.
Then Christians call that system “perfect justice.”
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god: “Do not kill.”
Also god throughout the Old Testament:
“Kill them.”
But apparently morality became “objective” somewhere between those pages.
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Satan rebelled IN HEAVEN.
Read that again.
Apparently you can literally see god, live in paradise and STILL decide he isn’t worth following.
Interesting.
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Christian logic:
Everything needs a creator.
Except god.
Everything complex needs an explanation.
Except god.
Convenient.
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The Bible says god is not the author of confusion.
Meanwhile Christians have spent 2,000 years arguing about what the Bible actually means.
Someone explain the math.
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If god needs hell to make you love him…
That isn’t love.
Remove hell from Christianity and watch how quickly Pascal’s Wager collapses.

