somewhere between I want it and I got it

Joined May 2015
"You handled the stress so well" Meanwhile me:
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I think people underestimate how tired you can be from just having too much on your mind! Not even physically tired! Just tired of remembering things, handling things, thinking ahead, fixing stuff, making decisions, being needed, tryna stay afloat etc. That's just a lot for real.
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Me squeezing every last drop of me time out of the weekend at 2am
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you ever get the feeling like man it’s been a long fucking week and it’s monday morning 9am
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When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed
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That shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>>>
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minha chefe tá de férias tô há 2h15 na hora do almoço andando no centro
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finally made it to the weekend after fighting for my life the whole week
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Eu com qualquer demanda que me passam numa sexta-feira
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god i remember when this shit first came out my family was in actual tears lmfaooo
Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was
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Me @ work
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This is frying me so bad
not all heros wear capes
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work this week lowkey spiritually brutalized me but i made it
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Eu trabalho de 8 às 17 Eu às 8:01
La clase termina a las 12:00 Yo a las 10:59
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"los jóvenes son la generación de la tecnología" yo intentando borrar una página en blanco de word
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It should be Thursday by now
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u have to intentionally seek joy every day or the pressure of being an adult will suck the life outta u
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This Tuesday had a lil kick to it
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best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home
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When you’ve given it your all but it’s only Tuesday
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