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 The Abyss
Joined June 2022
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God in the Machine, my latest novel, is now available: amazon.com/dp/B0DK792CXP Big thanks to @slicesofanxiety

God in the Machine

"Part vicious political satire, part bleak philosophical novel, and part scatalogical slapstick adventure story, is the Candide of alienated millennial nihilism. It reduces the ideological fads of...

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Everyone just has everyone they're following and all of their followers on mute and are tweeting into the void.
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"Grok, tell me how to inject it directly into my veins."
New York Post
@nypost17h
Young men are injecting testosterone to be more 'masculine' - without getting doctors involved trib.al/U0Ai1jk
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expect to learn soon that Dario Amodei has been molesting Claude AI bots
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Yeah, and I bet "you're" one of them. you're a fucking slopmonger, same as the rest of us, faggot.
doomer
@uncledoomerOct 18
i am eating at the counter at a diner and a pair of baby boomers are just sitting here with an ipad, speakers on full blast, watching reels of AI slop. there are maybe 10,000 sentient human beings on earth
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if this is true i'm going to be pissed. royally pissed. murderously pissed. no wonder we don't remember our past lives. we'd all wake up going, "oh fuck, not again, you'll pay for this, YOU'LL FUCKING PAY."
The Astronomy Guy
@astrooalertOct 18
What if quantum immortality is real and when we die we just wake up at the start of our life again?
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i hate your dog, and I'm guessing i'd hate you, too.
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Ozempic makes everyone looks like a malnourished Jewish landlord
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Feeling bad about how I should feel worse
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Future slop
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It's all a crap shoot anyway, might as well do what you want
Bryden
@SillyBrydenOct 16
I should just start eating garbage all the time again like who the fuck cares?
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this isn't the flex you think it is
Night Sky Today
@NightSkyTodayOct 16
DID YOU KNOW🚨: The Probability of you being born was about 1 in 400 Trillion.
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steak broiling is faggit behavior
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wow flying cars are real we are so based and awesome, weeee, let's go play in our sandboxes, weeee, thanks elon, you genius, you made the car go upside down! weeee, I'm a retard!
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this is impressive if you are a child
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Oh wow Elon made the car go upside down, weeeee, I'm 5 years old and impressed by shit like that. Weeee!
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Gay ass Barnum circus / x games bullshit for the easily impressed child-brained
Kyle Conner
@itskyleconnerOct 16
INSANE
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why do you want to feel "small"? aren't you small enough? doesn't your current tininess satisfy you? how about becoming a dust mote? a subatomic particle? a flake of dander? would that be enough? or smaller still? why not disappear entirely? that's the way to downsize.
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I'm not sure nigger why don't you tell me
Moore.Charlie@Charli3M00r3Oct 15
What is with white people and going for a run
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This doesn't make you an artist. It makes you a dumbass
Ozge Gulbakan 🐈‍⬛
@gulbakanozgeOct 15
Artist brain: 'I have 12 unfinished projects, which means it’s the perfect time to start a completely new, huge project.'
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so Americans are even MORE retarded than I thought. well done.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 14
40% of workers earning over $500,000 are leaving paycheck to paycheck, per Goldman Sachs.
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