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“av no been an extra small since a was a scan inside ma maws belly”
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anxiety is a fuckin nightmare. am getting ma flat painted and am 99.99999% sure I’ve told him to paint the wrong wall blue so am sat in my room rattled was the fear thinking ma perfectly planned design for ma gaff is in tatters and a refuse to do anything about it :D
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last time me n shanny couldn’t finish a film because she said the wee lassie in it looked lit kevin bridges n we’ve just sat doon wae our mcdees tae watch a film n the killer is a fisherman and shanny goes aw there he is big mcfillet a fisherman n that’s us buckled again a cba :)
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i only miss you when am breathin
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shanny has booked in to stay at the radisson for a few nights to detox n I said a would meet her tomorrow for dinner if she wanted and she literally said “naw a won’t be leaving my room tomorrow” :))) sorry tae fuckin bother London Tipton
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apparently 17 minutes is the only time am getting to accept ma da’s invite for lunch
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a can actually hear this picture a cba
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chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp
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mcdonald’s: we are now open for breakfast me:
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happy birthday bitch 💜 cheers for being the sinitta to my simon x
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done yourself a belter there maw
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madonna is really missing a trick no opening a chain of kebab shops called madonners btw
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