sam

Incompetent Cowardice Explained

in times like these i like to remember the movie Green Room and a wonderful little ditty that goes like this: NAZI PUNKS, NAZI PUNKS, NAZI PUNKS, FUCK OFF

The human race is a plague, specifically white people

this is fun. casually bawling my eyes out bc i betrayed myself and fb searched the man who wanted to be with me last year, but i rejected that kind of relationship bc i wasn’t ready. now i kind of am, and the fb search revealed he’s engaged.

nobody ever warns you about the small heartbreaks that chip away at you over time. cracks in the surface don’t suggest stability beneath it.

my favorite part was the cut before the kids went ‘awww’ bc they had to be told to do it together on 3 after the first time no one gave a shit

The most impressive thing about this is the absence of leash reactivity

my music taste is one big mood swing

I had a cervical biopsy today and doc said no sex for two weeks 🥲

Since open carry is a thing i’m just gonna buy a gun and shoot the ones who should’ve been aborted. When’s Purge night? I mean that shit’s not so farfetched now. Fuck this country. Fuck this government. The disrespect and entitlement is disgusting and unbelievable. Fuck America.

there are literally hundreds of reasons having a child makes no sense to me and my favorite is because it can actually fucking kill you lmao

here’s what my brain does when he doesn’t text me back when he normally does: oh my god he’s dead

Everything he says is 😳🥵😈

sweet, happy baby 😭

yall it finally happened. someone asked for a photo of my feet. granted, i was high and decided to post selfies on a appearance rating reddit thread (i am highly entertained by this mistake). I’m a fucking moron, but so is everyone else.

i definitely am the person who rolls her eyes at posts from new mothers complaining about their babies or joking about what they can’t do anymore or blah blah blah and i’m like. no one told u to birth a human. but go off

preach. I’d be in prison for murders, yes plural, if it weren’t for the devils lettuce and its various forms

cuz then you can elimnate what you can’t afford. my curiosity is too strong to stop looking when the prices climb, i gotta go thru all the pages pls