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Joined July 2017
between my laptop and notes app, there’s a little over 20 draft transcripts. i may just lock in and publish a few soon.
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2 wrongs don’t make a right but 2 bad bitches might make my night
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i keep picturing me balling uncontrollably
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smile nigga, we touching a lot of money in november and december.
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One of the most important rooms I've been in. Honored to have shared the stage with so many bright minds at the first-ever #ClimateXCulture summit in Accra. Thank you @TheKennethDarko for leading the charge.
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The fire nation is in Accra
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if you call something i do out of affection for you “bare minimum”, i’ll stop. your fada didn’t send me. do you know who else didn’t send me? your morda.
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Old boy thinks he’s slick. It’s been just him and I for the past five days at home. And safe to say my cooking won’t kill you apart from some gastrointestinal skims enat. Every damn time I cook 30 minutes later this man tells me he’s going out, returning just in time to sleep.
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first person in my bloodline to see the kind of websites being plugged in the quotes. wtf!🔥
Your personal website is the new resume
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that this is even a conversation is telling of our priorities and scruples as a nation. tueh!
Do you think the @OfficialNDCGh should withdraw the Obuasi SHTS headmaster from the Constituency Chairmanship race or not? Share your views with the hashtag #JoySMS
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help me out here, guys... am I the only one who struggles to acknowledge an actor’s presence in a movie after they’ve been killed off in a prequel? like, I can’t even register them as part of the cast, even if they show up in a flashback or as a higher life form. anyone else?
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67+20 = 87 87+6 = 93
Without using a calculator, what happens in your head when you add 67+26?
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where i go get jolly jus buy in bulk? the rate at which wanna female paddies the born be scary. I can’t spend my life’s savings buying wine every other weekend
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Cam’ron couldn’t stop LAUGHING when a fan called in just to make Ma$e EXPLAIN HIMSELF over one of his most questionable old lyrics 😭💀 “You bring your crew and ‘em and I’m doing ‘em, then I’m beating ‘em down with aluminum, then I’m putting two in ’em.” “I was wondering what you meant by ‘DOING THEM’… and why is it TWO? Two of WHAT exactly?” 😭😭
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My therapist said “maybe you need to stop going after very attractive women, a nice 6 or 7 will treat you right” boy I almost cancelled the rest of my sessions…..what the hell are you saying bro????
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Nigeria MUST be the devil’s prototype of institutional dysfunction
Man spotted fixing moving bus with passengers inside in Lagos. 😳
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if this lanterns fits the DCU, then pattinson’s batman can also fit seamlessly in there massa
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Aaron Pierre was made for the role. easily
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you can replace any player here but one. my God. must be fun being the greatest of all time
This is the greatest UCL XI of all time. No Premier League player, dead or alive, is making it into this XI
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the new BLADE
Production on ‘The Batman 2’ has been paused Matt Reeves has stepped away for personal reasons (via @Deadline)
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are you praying again? how raw are your knees? how often will you repent?
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