Avid country music hater | Professional bag fumbler | Previously @gorillacapital | Currently @CTESPN | Miller lite is the superior light beer #WeAre #Philly

Joined July 2022
Yeah let me just do that rq
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WHY THE HELL DO HOTELS ONLY EVER HAVE HAND SOAP OR BODY SOAP NEVER BOTH
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Cant wait to watch the phillies at 11 AM PST! Surely I can watch with no distractions at 11 (eleven) AM on a Tuesday at the office
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Does matt campbell know theres a game going on
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Just submitted an awful first round quiz for a job I deadass might just withdraw so they dont see my submission
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8 year anni of my underage drinking citation. Might throw sum on the grill
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Will they let diffy cross the canadian border today
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Foul beast and septa twitter thread before lunch time I bet
Replying to @SEPTA_SOCIAL
@SEPTA_SOCIAL any update on Paoli/thorndale inbound 9514?
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Rejected from a job on labor day damn yall take no days off???
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AJ Hawk mitt just be there
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WHO to WHO
DJ Uiagalelei to Liam Clifford to get closer to field goal range! Stream on @NFLPlus
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