i was BORN in texas. took texas history in 7th grade like every TEXAN does. graduated from a TEXAS university. grew up in texas my whole life. and i didn’t end up delusional like this person 😭
only non texans think like this
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MY BITCH IS BAD MY TEXAS IS BLUE MY SENATOR A FREAK AND MY GOVERNOR A FOO! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
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IM SHAKING SO HARD MY GOVERNOR'S A WOMAN MY SENATOR'S A FREAK MY TEXAS IS BLUE AND MY WHISKY IS NEAT
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My wife calling me to bed. She gonna have to wait. This an all time great night in twitter history


































