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Joined April 2015
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Timothee Chalamet looks like a pointy italian shoe that was turned into a real boy by a witch's curse
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When I was seven my dad wrote me in for Attorney General and then prank called the house from work the next day telling me that I won and that I had to go to Washington to go be AG. Cried my little eyes out, pretty funny
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They’ll kill me for it but the original mix of Tim is pretty good. Stasium mix is a neat curio that even benefits a song or two (Kiss Me On The Bus) but at least 3 or 4 songs, esp. Here Comes A Regular, are made a lot weaker and can never replace the album/mix I fell in love with
the replacements made like the best album of all time and the studio executives were so afraid of the sheer power that they had to release it sounding like all the songs are played through if you made a vape pen with a speaker
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Real (I also have a favorite jacket that got thrown up on and is too short in the sleeves)
joan baez on bob dylan’s “puke jacket”
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had a spiritual experience staring into Greedo's eyes
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Only because everyone else is doing it
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“imagine if The Clone Wars was cancelled after one season and never given time to grow”
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Jaylen, I swear…
BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
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Pulled over and trying to Disclosure Day my way out of it by telling the officer that his wife loves him and didn’t mean what she said when he shoots me in the head, killing me instantly
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Replying to @janedazey
Spielberg would never make a movie where an encounter with aliens is depicted as deeply traumatic and psychologically scarring but ultimately concludes on a note of hope and wonder
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Replying to @jetskitosway2
It's Mr. Fingers btw
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Replying to @_motherslug
I'm mostly hung up on the fact that he author seems to think that REO Speedwagon is a joke about the band and not an actual, common vehicle that was manufactured for like 40 years
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Replying to @jon_ahhhh
You and your bozo friend had it coming
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If I had a nickel for every time that I saw Elvis Costello play Waiting For The End Of The World in concert the night before the rapture was supposed to happen, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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Replying to @thelaundrymat
Volmer was my guy for 5+ years, best haircut in allston
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You never see anybody under the age of 50 driving a convertible anymore
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Biblically accurate Jrue Holiday
TODAY ☘️ Round 2 Game 3 ⏰ 3:30 PM 🆚 @nyknicks 📺 ABC 🎙️ @985TheSportsHub #DifferentHere
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Gen Alpha Roger Waters: 🎶 "Hello Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Do you have games on your phone?"
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Been ahead of this trend for 5 years now
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