The tough gets going...

in your mind
Joined April 2022
And always remember you have what it takes to get through hard times
Good things will come your way, maybe not how you expect or believe but Good things will still come, watch closely
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“Shorttime 30k, overnight 50k” Na once I buy 2.5GB for ₦750, con find one better horror movie to watch for Twitter.
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📊 Most assists for FC Barcelona in all official competitions since 1990-91 🔴🔵 269 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 172 🇪🇸 Xavi Hernandez 118 🇪🇸 Andres Iniesta 101 🇧🇷 Dani Alves 97 🇺🇾 Luis Suarez 91 🇪🇸 Jordi Alba 86 🇵🇹 Luis Figo 69 🇪🇸 Pep Guardiola 65 🇧🇬 Hristo Stoichkov 60 🇧🇷 Ronaldinho 59 🇧🇷 Neymar 55 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal (+1) ⬆️ 55 🇧🇷 Raphinha 53 🇳🇱 Patrick Kluivert 50 🇩🇰 Michael Laudrup 49 🇧🇷 Rivaldo 47 🇪🇸 Cesc Fabregas 46 🇪🇸 Pedro Rodriguez 43 🇪🇸 Sergio Busquets 43 🇪🇸 Sergi Roberto 42 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembele 40 🇭🇷 Ivan Rakitic 📝 Assist definition: Only the final pass or touch directly leading to a goal counts, excluding rebound assists, assists to own goals and penalties won.
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Aang and Katara didn't raise a family tree, they built a whole standing army across three generations
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Boy spyce outside with Rema❤️
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All-time top scorers: Mbappé in the top 5 😤 #UCL
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Nobody take advantage of p00r girls reach yahoo boys, once them notice na iphone be your problem you go collect doggy tire
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All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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👧: i miss you, will you be free this week? the week:
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A man who eats alone at a restaurant is not lonely. He's free.
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Have y’all ever realized what “strap on” spells backwards?
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Greatest career in any sports history.
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Ronaldo will sacrifice his 1000 goals for a World Cup trophy. Then there’s Messi that has a World Cup and is also on his way to scoring 1000 goals 😅
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Underrated wins of everyday life: 1. No hospital visits 2. Bills paid on time 3. Drama free circle 4. Healthy appetite 5. Confidence in public 6. Laughter at home 7. Clear skin mornings 8. Safe late night walks 9. Calm heart 10. Simple contentment
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I lost my Brother to Nigeria’s bad healthcare system, they did a surgery on him with a candle light 🕯 they cut him wrongly and he bled to death. The money to provide good healthcare system is in an old man’s foreign account and they keep borrowing using our pain as their format.
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I stopped checking in on women because it always turned into them asking for a favor.
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imagine if all the money you spent on your exes got sent back to you
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Since Lindsay Clancy's trial 82 mothers have killed 123 of their children.
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The marriage rate isn’t declining because women are staying single by choice. It’s declining because men are realizing that marriage no longer benefits them in any way. Men are the ones who propose. They are the gatekeepers of commitment.
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Bananas don’t give a fck about any other fruit in a smoothie
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This girl fainted and we tried to call her father We found 7 dads on her phone Big dad Sweet Daddy Zaddy Little Dad My heaven Dad Good Dad We called the "sweet Daddy" That one told us he is married and we should never call his line again.long story cut short We ended up calling her mom Na one mama she get but plenty fathers
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