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“Shorttime 30k, overnight 50k”
Na once I buy 2.5GB for ₦750, con find one better horror movie to watch for Twitter.
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📊 Most assists for FC Barcelona in all official competitions since 1990-91 🔴🔵
269 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi
172 🇪🇸 Xavi Hernandez
118 🇪🇸 Andres Iniesta
101 🇧🇷 Dani Alves
97 🇺🇾 Luis Suarez
91 🇪🇸 Jordi Alba
86 🇵🇹 Luis Figo
69 🇪🇸 Pep Guardiola
65 🇧🇬 Hristo Stoichkov
60 🇧🇷 Ronaldinho
59 🇧🇷 Neymar
55 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal (+1) ⬆️
55 🇧🇷 Raphinha
53 🇳🇱 Patrick Kluivert
50 🇩🇰 Michael Laudrup
49 🇧🇷 Rivaldo
47 🇪🇸 Cesc Fabregas
46 🇪🇸 Pedro Rodriguez
43 🇪🇸 Sergio Busquets
43 🇪🇸 Sergi Roberto
42 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembele
40 🇭🇷 Ivan Rakitic
📝 Assist definition: Only the final pass or touch directly leading to a goal counts, excluding rebound assists, assists to own goals and penalties won.
David🍂 retweeted
Aang and Katara didn't raise a family tree, they built a whole standing army across three generations
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All-time top scorers: Mbappé in the top 5 😤
#UCL
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Nobody take advantage of p00r girls reach yahoo boys, once them notice na iphone be your problem you go collect doggy tire
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Ronaldo will sacrifice his 1000 goals for a World Cup trophy. Then there’s Messi that has a World Cup and is also on his way to scoring 1000 goals 😅
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Underrated wins of everyday life:
1. No hospital visits
2. Bills paid on time
3. Drama free circle
4. Healthy appetite
5. Confidence in public
6. Laughter at home
7. Clear skin mornings
8. Safe late night walks
9. Calm heart
10. Simple contentment
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I lost my Brother to Nigeria’s bad healthcare system, they did a surgery on him with a candle light 🕯 they cut him wrongly and he bled to death. The money to provide good healthcare system is in an old man’s foreign account and they keep borrowing using our pain as their format.
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I stopped checking in on women because it always turned into them asking for a favor.
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The marriage rate isn’t declining because women are staying single by choice. It’s declining because men are realizing that marriage no longer benefits them in any way. Men are the ones who propose. They are the gatekeepers of commitment.
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This girl fainted and we tried to call her father
We found 7 dads on her phone
Big dad
Sweet Daddy
Zaddy
Little Dad
My heaven Dad
Good Dad
We called the "sweet Daddy"
That one told us he is married and we should never call his line again.long story cut short
We ended up calling her mom
Na one mama she get but plenty fathers

























