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im here to be choked behind a dive bar, not put up on a pedestal. 🩶 sarcastic af. spoopy year round. survivor. chiefs kingdom. dick witch. bubble bitch.

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Joined March 2009
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Oh! I didn’t post the article here yet. But Jesse wrote a super rad article about me/Zombie Photography for the AV Press and I just feel over the moon about it. avpress.com/showcase/documen…
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That South Park season premiere (or series finale)
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Nickelback said it best.
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I truly just don’t understand why I’ve never been enough for the people I love.
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I also apologize. That is why i dont try to spike the ball. 😂
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Me every time I see a new executive order has been signed
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Oh, top 1%? That’s wild. But I do enjoy seeing all those @AndrewMayne books!
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LONG LIVE X NEW YEAR'S DAY X THE MANUSCRIPT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HOW SHE ENDED THE ERAS TOUR I'M SOBBING "IT WAS THE END OF AN ERA" 😭😭 I CAN'T TAKE THIS
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How to deal with your MAGA family this Thanksgiving: Offer to lead the family in prayer. Open the Bible and read Leviticus 19:33-34 “When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”
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Was that a @clppng song in A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder? Or am I just hearing things?
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The beauty
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the memeiest game of all time
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I really need someone from California to explain the Gavin Newsom lore to me because he sounds absolutely batshit
The people yearn for Governor Gavin Newsom
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My whole ass mood today
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I guess since the migration might actually happen now… 🦋 bsky.app/profile/darthzombie…
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