The wedding industry is a scam man 😭
So a woman booked a full-face makeup appointment for $200 and went to her wedding. Now the makeup artist is upset because she normally charges brides $800 for the SAME makeup.
Since when do we get mad because somebody didn’t pay a wedding markup? The makeup didn’t take any longer just because she was a bride! 😂
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My most cunt opinion is that if you can't be arsed to spend time playing with your kids, reading with them or teaching them how to use the loo, then don't fucking have kids. There is not a single paid job in the world more important than being a good parent.
Why are so many four-year-olds not potty-trained before school? bbc.in/4zrC3Wu
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This is super sad because Danny Trejo will do any movie, including student films where he works for free just to get a young filmmakers project off the ground.
You have to be the actual devil to take advantage of someone that has that kind of work ethic and love for his craft.
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when the competition is about being kate siegel’s biggest fan but my opponent is mike flanagan who puts his wife in every single one of his works
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truly the cherry on top of a week where men have gleefully smeared a gang rape victim using the exact same language
Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women:
“Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
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Other Mommy's wild reviews are a good reminder that many mainstream critics aren't even seeing the REALLY bad horror movies.
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A lot of people don’t see creative careers as “real” jobs because they’re doing something they love, “it looks easy/fun” or bc they’re not doing hard labor. Regardless, work is work and whatever form that takes people deserve to be compensated for it.
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Listen, the early harsh reviews for OTHER MOMMY are so forced. I actually had a great time. It has big Poltergeist & Nightmare on Elm St energy. Weird, original, & chaotic supernatural horror. All actors were fantastic, & I wasn’t bored for a second. Abolish Rotten Tomatoes istg
doctor sleep is better than the shining
I like seriously don’t understand where it’s coming from, my whole theater clapped, 60% stayed till the end of the credits, everybody was engaged, the movie was so good I had no idea it was hated until i got to twitter
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What we’re NOT gonna do is talk shit about Mike Flanagan. The man who gave us what I consider to be one of the best shows ever written, directed, filmed, acted, scored. And that’s Midnight Mass.
























































