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At the end of the day we are all just cigarettes in a twisted tea can
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Actual fucking comedy that both teams to not advance are the Phillies. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
Buzz
@BuzzWIPOct 11
Guardians win. All 4 teams who got the bye this year advance to the League Championship Series. Teams who get the week off are now 10-2 since 2024, 13-7 overall.
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Big Kev
@EaglesFanOnlyOct 8
1751 days of winning lmfao talk to my team nice
Fly Eagles Fly Bets
@Fly_EaglesBetsOct 7
As @denizselman33 has pointed out a few times, the Eagles are currently 2-2 and 7 point underdogs vs the Jaguars this week, which could put an end to one of the longest and most impressive streaks in franchise history. A loss would drop the Eagles below .500 for the first time since 2021. The last time the Eagles had a losing record was Week 13 of the 2021 season, when they beat the Jets to improve to 6-7. They then beat Washington the following week to get back to .500 and haven’t had a losing record since. That’s 1,751 days since Eagles fans have seen this team below .500. So the question is simple: Come Sunday, does the streak continue?
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@bellingersworIdOct 6
If the aliens challenged us to a baseball game in order to save the planet from destruction we are sending Yamamoto out there and getting ready for work the next day
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They can’t take February 4, 2018 and February 9, 2025 away from me.
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BLXDE 🇮🇶@SW1TCHBLXDEOct 4
EVERYONE THAT IS ITALIAN ON THE EAGLES COACHING STAFF HAS TO GO IM NOT RACIST BUT THIS MAFIA GIMMICK HAS TO FUCKING STOP THIS AINT THE FUCKING SOPRANOS
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LocktoMinny@LockToMinnesotaOct 4
Owning Saquon Barkley in fantasy is what I imagine it’s like to own one of those pugs that can barely breathe but you can’t put it down
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Saquon Barkley soft asf dawg
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Jordan@iliterate__Sep 30
yeah our ace answered the question “how do you feel for tomorrow’s start” with basically “if i died nobody will mourn me” he might throw a perfect game
James Fegan@JRFeganSep 30
Sean Burke will start Game 2 as the White Sox try to win their first playoff series in 21 years. He’s motivated. “This is my life. No family—no girl, no kids. This is all I do.” chicago.suntimes.com/white-s…

After a prospect path marked by injury, White Sox starter Sean Burke is grateful for postseason...

After being the team's best starting pitcher in the regular season, Burke will get the nod to start Game 2 and attempt to deliver the White Sox to the ALDS.

chicago.suntimes.com
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ruby 🇲🇽
@rubythevalleySep 29
defense used to put fear in mahomes heart now we getting walked down by case keenum alright
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Amy, but go birds@amy_sheeSep 29
Pretty sure the last game that made me not wanna kms was Super Bowl 59
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Mike
@mhc_76Sep 28
LeBron James says I know ball btw
Kyle Neubeck
@KyleNeubeckSep 28
LeBron on Philly fans: "They know sports, they know ball, and if you're not doing what you're supposed to be doing, they're going to let you hear it, and I'm excited about that." Also says he thinks this is the only city where all four teams "are in the same parking lot"
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Pope 🌺
@PopeyLocksSep 24
I’ve seen maybe 4 Murakami clips this season and I think he might just be the coolest guy ever
SouthSide Behavior
@SSBehaviorSep 24
“How does it feel to celebrate with everyone?” “I AM JAPANEESSSEEE!!!”
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fall is here so i can really start dressing
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Complex
@ComplexSep 24
Rare sand cat kitten spotted in Morocco’s desert. [📸: @remivcr ]
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BHENtel
@TheBHentelSep 23
Boy thought he did sum wit this 1 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emmanuel Acho
@EmmanuelAchoSep 23
lol in middle school they was teaching me french not how to fight. I was learning Shakespeare not squabbling. Boys can spot fake J’s but can’t solve for X, make it make sense 😭😭
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Rob Tornoe@RobTornoeSep 22
A WIP caller compared Jalen Hurts' progression to Luke Skywalker becoming a Jedi Knight: "Luke was an up-and-comer, but he had Han Solo, Chewbacca, a team around him... By the time he went to Jabba's cave with that hoodie on, he was the man."
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Me when I spend $400 on a single ticket this season and LeBron & Joel both get ruled out at tip off.
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This picture goes so unbelievably hard… @JalenHurts IS HIM (📸: @ImVarTho)
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BLXDE 🇮🇶@SW1TCHBLXDESep 20
Jalen Hurts and DeVonta Smith
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