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I just want to live somewhere with a beautiful view and not a lot of rednecks – at Nacogdoches, TX
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“When autumn came, he knew that part at least of his heart would think more kindly of journeying, as it always did at that season.”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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4 inches isn’t a lot until you slap that bad boy on a map and then you got 200 miles of hog
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The cassette tape deck to 1/8” converter is the greatest electrical engineering achievement of my lifetime
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I’m so jealous of women because if you have bigger boobs than your friends everybody knows it. I could have a bigger dick than all my male friends and I wouldn’t know it. They won’t let me know it!
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A ‘METAL GEAR SOLID’ movie is in the works.
Zach Lipovsky and Adam B. Stein (‘Final Destination: Bloodlines’) are set to direct.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Yall really be out here wearing secret camera spy glasses to the party.
When did it become ok to be this much of a fuckin lame?
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🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨
RT to win this Tatsuya Imai City Connect jersey with Kanji lettering!
Winner will be picked at 5pm CST.
Cool, now I can finally pull my Correa jersey out of the back of my closet 🤘
Astros reportedly acquire INF Carlos Correa from the Twins, per MLB's @BrianMcTaggart.
ALT On the Move Carlos Correa to the Houston Astros Pictured: Carlos Correa wears a white Astros uniform.
