W
@_common_w2

if my tweets piss you off, it's cause I'm lying and need to suck off ronaldo somehow || PARODY x FAN account ||

parody account
Joined January 2023
Pinned Tweet
"Let's see messi at 37" Crying😭😭😭
84
2,342
37
34,745
565,161
0 players dribbled passed. Genuinely he has been finished since 2018. People just don't wanna admit it.
5
30
1
600
20,714
Doesn’t change the fact that Ronaldo is a World Cup flop and Messi isn’t
I live in a reality where people think scoring goals vs Algeria, Jordan, Cape Verde is tougher and a greater achievement than scoring against Spain, Germany, Denmark. A reality of doofuses and cultists.
3
17
363
4,853
People need to realise a few things 1) ronaldo fans do not care about palestine or anyone else. They do care about trying to bring down messi tho. So they will use any means 2) ronaldo himself is not pro palestine. This dude does insane amount of business with israel ans loves trump.
who’s we? im palestinian & i love messi and always gonna say free palestine, but I’m against anyone using my country for their own agendas, they’re gross af—more into clout, likes & proving a point than palestine
7
73
2
871
16,108
Mbappe fanboys are the worst thing to happen to the sport. Genuinely braindead and can't handle a single criticism of the dictator. He ruined PSG and madrid. Actual madrid fans know he is the real problem in the team. Doesn't matter which team he plays for, they will struggle.
2
71
864
My actual ballon'Dor rankings. Keep in mind i think non of them actually deserve it. This is without the doubt the worst ballon'Dor season. 1) yamal ( same trophies as raphinha but won worldcup) 2) kane ( good in worldcup) 3) haaland 4) messi (generational wc) 5) olise Again, if you dont like any players there, you are absolutely valid. Non should win it in my opinion. Genuinely shit.
12
4
97
4,570
Only reason why I dont have raphinha there is because this is using stats for the previous season and not the current one. Rn he is very clearly the best player in the world.
2
5
556
Meanwhile Ronaldo
Meanwhile Messi 😭😭😭😭
4
6
125
1,786
Araujo went from the bench warmer in la liga to the best defender in prem. And we are supposed to believe premier league is the most competitive lesgue.
Ronald Araújo holds the highest average rating (7.27) among all players to have featured at right-back in the Premier League this season (3+ appearances). 🔴
19
151
1
1,577
27,034
Atp real madrid isnt playing to win games or trophies. They are playing to farm stats and claim they have the best players in the world for marketing reasons. 0 chemistry within the team and I saw 0 creativity along with no good passes. Barcelona is clobbering them
1
16
504
I wonder if madrid fans will claim la liga is farmers league now? So real madrid got fucked by farmers then ? La liga isnt farmers league, Barcelona is just that good this season.
1
49
515
Its because real madrid fans aren't football fans, they are glory hunters. 90% of them dont care about football. They just wanna be part of the glory. They will switch teams and glaze anyone doing extremely well even if its a rival club.
Real Madrid fans are now glazing Barcelona players… we’ve officially reached that point 😭😭
2
33
910
Holy fucking shit. Raphinha again😭. Fuck steroids, test him for demons bro.... He is possessed...
Raphinha is a demon bro.😭😭 Fuck yamal and messi, give ballon'Dor to Raphinha
11
501
Raphinha is a demon bro.😭😭 Fuck yamal and messi, give ballon'Dor to Raphinha
2
1
20
1,046
Every year we hear this BS by prem fans about how much better prem is compared to other leagues, just for their players to shit the bed in every european competition and get embarrassed in worldcup and euros along with UCL. A 39 year old messi bullied prem players. Nuff said
I don't really think any non-PL player should win the Ballon d'Or anymore. PL is basically another CL. Performance here should be weighted accordingly.
1
5
1
30
920
This single handedly did irreparable damage to mbappes ballon'Dor chances lmao.
WOWWWWW LE DISS QU’IL A LÂCHÉ SUR MBAPPÉ JE N’AI JAMAIS VU ÇA PTDDDDDRRRRRRRR 🗣️ @LyesBouzidi10
1
8
326
5,227
Barcelona is too good rn. Sack hansi flick so at least we struggle a bit winning so the games are slightly exciting. I expect us to win every game easily this year.
13
363
I dont understand how he's so stiff. Its like he cant bend his knees at all.
1
91
2,901
W retweeted
Messi 400+ assists
They have everything on camera except Pele's 1000 goals and Messi's 400 assists
101
3,144
79
37,149
1,029,929
Great performance by everyone......
2
5
102
1,693
Only 3 goals.... We fell off. Barca is washed. #hansiflickout
3
70
2,120