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Retired but functional christian god || just wants to run his cafe in peace || tired || asshole || ancient || deep down softie || (ic rp)

Joined February 2018
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a r t i e a k a " g o d " ;; "๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“Ž ๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Œ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐ฟ๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“‚๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“๐’ป, ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ท๐“‡๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“Ž๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐‘’๐“๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐‘”๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“Ž"
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Michelle wanted to come with me to NY for the festival so here we are โค
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ooc. "two beings, connected by the red strings of fate, much more than even just fate. they were two halves of the same whole, even if they didn't seem it. he saw the world through gold eyes and he lived with threads pulling his every move." -- artie & bronx
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Congratulations to the new fiancรฉs. @infernaIprince. @caIi_vibes. I wish the best for you both. It makes me happy to see this
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As more deities join, I start to wonder how well this is going to go in long term. I mean, Thor and Zeus got into a fight almost immediately after interacting, what's next? Although, perhaps I'm being a bit hasty. Everyone seems to be getting along so far.
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" ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ " the creator | "artie" โ˜•. "retired" christian god; created the universe, earth, etc. โ˜•. socially awkward, clipped, monotone, kind, thoughtful, omnipotent โ˜•. owns a coffee shop โ˜•. wants to be left alone
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Someone come get this for @_cynicalgay, it's a bit depressing to see him getting sad over orange juice
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ooc. Okay like this tweet for a text caption-based image of your muse. Like this sort of thing
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Can people leave me alone? I'm tired of people saying that they're doing stuff in my name or that they found me? I don't wanna be associated with most of you
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Its gotten out that I'm god, or at least formerly held the position and I created the earth and everything on it, so now I have these crazy fucking bible thumpers coming to my shop