certified jester

Columbus, OH
Joined August 2017
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Tatum slander all over my timeline
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“Hey Claude, erase every memory I have of her. Make no mistakes.” Claude:
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Me every time I get into my Uber
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said pause in the work meeting
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You gon have LeBron fucking up your lyrics on instagram soon bro just keep grinding
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They're having a goy off
2 men argue over who bought the first iPhone 18 🤦‍♂️
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i’ve failed to read rooms i was alone in
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Coffee shops get 2 more days of Dolly Parton then I'm gonna need clairo back
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He looks like an imaginary bear that only Lil Baby can see
Lil Baby in the studio with James Harden, 6 years ago today (2020)
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women are like the goyim of goyim
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I go garbonzo on her bean until that chick pees
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If they're playing Khruangbin in the spot, you are about to overpay for your coffee
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My left nut just went viral
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Worst thing about a first date is having to order an old fashioned instead of a strawberry lemon drop
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Lakers gonna be a problem this year 😮‍💨
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Just broke the news of my uncles divorce to my family
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if yo feet ugly ngl jus die
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