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CLARETY

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Vaguely average tweets without any knowledge or insight or any grasp on any sort of statistics and absolutely no clarity whatsoever on Burnley FC.

Joined July 2015
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Regardless of which box you put your cross in, Ben Mee will head it away.
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Burnley are playing Hannover 96 who's name commemorates the last time Rovers were relevant.
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Hi @BurnleyOfficial, can you announce the signing of a sixteen year old from Stirling Albion? Just to tide us over 'til the hard stuff hits.
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Ziyech. Linked to Burnley. Went to Ajax. Now in a European final but deep down would rather have been sat next to Defour for five months.
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Now that's over we can all focus on the juicy stuff like moaning about Brighton spending more money than Burnley everyday for two months.
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Burnley fans are on the pitch after losing and having been safe for weeks. Might as well whack Tom Hark on for a verse or two.
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Just a mid table Premier League clash between two mid table Premier League teams who definitely aren't being relegated and are in mid table.
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Burnley can today earn more money in one game (£11m) than they earned in their entire history from 1882-2008. Maybe, ish, can't verify that.
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Pitch invasions should be reserved for great escapes, promotions and titles. And perhaps final day European qualification. So, next season.
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A Saturday without Premier League football. A mild inconvenience for Burnley, the norm for Rovers.
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Slightly worn STAT but Burnley haven't been in the relegation zone since the first week of the season. Maybe "stroll" is a bit strong but...
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It's weird how Burnley can finish eleventh and yet they haven't once played Darikwa on the wing, flukey.
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Ashley Barnes is hoping to finish the season with a bang. Straight between the eyes of the centre half when the ref's not looking.
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Steven Defour modelling next season's kit.
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There's a Burnley fan somewhere absolutely insistent Burnley can still go down.
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SAM VOKES IS BIGGER THAN ROVERS
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Vitality Stadium. Sounds soulful, wholesome but just a sponsorship like the rest. Like when the Turf eventually becomes the Oddies Megadome.
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Nice to see Saudi Arabian forward Andre Ghray on the bench for the Clarets today.
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