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Damien ♋️ he/him 🩹 31 🫰🏼perpetually online

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if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”
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man discovers socialised healthcare that many countries around the world already have
Jum (@JesterJum) profile pictureJum
@JesterJumApr 30
If COVID shots were given away for free because they "saved lives", why isnt insulin given away for free? Or chemotherapy? Or EpiPens?
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barbarian (2022) weapons (2025) resident evil (2026)
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I swear to god Waldo isn’t even in some of those pictures
idk (@samkissedpages) profile pictureidk@samkissedpagesApr 27
i dare y’all to give a criticism of a book you like
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We need Kate Beckinsale in vampire movies again
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Where was this energy when the White House was using Pokémon font and graphics for propaganda?
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoApr 30
Nintendo are taking down the 'PokeNational Geographic' YouTube channel after filing multiple copyright strikes against it The series showcased different Pokémon and their natural habitats in National Geographic-style shorts
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iza
@izamamaaApr 27
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew my true calling was calling out of work.
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  (@blacktwiterthrd) profile pictureWELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER 
@blacktwiterthrdApr 27
Hearing people say they've never called off work in 40 years, as someone who has called off to play outside
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This new Michael movie doesn't even acknowledge the fact that he k!lled his 17 year old sister when he was 6 or when he broke out of a mental institution 15 years later to go on a k!lling spree every Halloween. I'm so disappointed 😞
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmApr 26
‘MICHAEL’ has opened with $217.4M worldwide. The biggest opening of all time for a biopic.
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THE SIMS?????
The Sims (@TheSims) profile pictureThe Sims
@TheSimsApr 27
If you can’t handle a Hottie❤️‍🔥 stay out of the kitchen😒
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Up late thinking how i can avenge megan
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J@JaexMegApr 27
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✩@sennaverseApr 27
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old toons (@oldtoons_) profile pictureold toons
@oldtoons_Apr 26
What are some of the most frustrating cliffhangers left by cancelled TV shows?
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@covie_93Apr 26
Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.
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CLOCK ITTTT
Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) profile pictureDaily Iran News
@DailyIranNewsApr 26
The first US President to survive three assassination attempts. FYI: all were staged.
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They died. They fucking died in those fucking woods man
devin morgan (@fedafter12am) profile picturedevin morgan@fedafter12amApr 27
Can't believe they made a 2.5 hour long documentary about the making of the Blair Witch Project in 2024, and didn't interview any of the 3 leads
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A Black hero with his gay best friend, imagine what the weirdos would say if Static Shock were released nowadays
Hoops (@Hoopss) profile pictureHoops
@HoopssApr 26
Static Shock (2000)
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Klay Thompson come outside!
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VIRGINIA VOTERS TODAY
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my best friend who is 6'2" is coming to visit me next week. i hope he is excited to visit such amazing NYC tourist locations as "the hardware store where i buy fire alarm batteries" and "the air in my apartment where you have to reinstall my fire alarms"
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misto@mistowhoApr 17
went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle
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