alchemist.

Joined May 2017
law of attraction.
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Mama, I made it! The fact that I get to live and work in one of the wealthiest countries in the world is surreal.
Personally I would love to disappear to a small tropical island country with a population of <100, 000.
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I can't reply to everything, but thank you all for the kind words and congratulatory messages ❤
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I was very lonely so I bought some shares it’s nice to have a bit of company
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Mimi nayo sitawadanganya, Apart from this hot weather, I'm not going through anything. God has provided abundantly on this end.
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Used to do mad cardio while drunk and high. I haven't been consistent with working out this year yet my resting heart rate is in the 50s. Us Kalenjins are built different 😂
Yesterday some guy passed me at km 10 while he had reek of alcohol. I was so mad and broken. Tried to chase him but nothing 😂😂😂 people are strong out here.
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I was so male centered it's actually sad and funny at the same time 😂
"we'll see what we can do, but first let me talk to Daktari." "Daktari and i would absolutely love to attend your fundraiser." "this is a very brilliant idea! let me run it by Daktari first we'll get back to you."
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One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.
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I really hope women understand that you can be a wonderful person with a few embarrassing stories attached to your name. Please don’t spend your entire adulthood trying to prove you were never young, confused, impulsive or human.
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I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭
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As Zimbabweans we nolonger use protection, we are protected by Kenyans
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You qualified for FIFA World Cup but we still have the same number of world cup trophies. Plus we don't worship white people, that's why we gave America their first black president 🦅🇰🇪
Yeah Kenya’s education system be fucked someone really thinks they cooked because we have white people in our rugby team😂😂😂😂 Look at the squad that went to the FIFA World Cup my friend something your stupid country will never qualify for
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It will happen. And when it does, tell everyone it was God. When the answer comes, remember the prayers. When the door opens, remember the waiting. Remember, God did it🥹
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I am Lyra Aoko... 25 year old photographer from Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 RT to help share my work with the world.
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Replying to @XavierDsage
A fish doesn’t know land. Doesn’t make grass niche
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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Now imagine the amount of meat he would get from a married cow.
Bro shows the insane amount of meat he got from a single cow 😳
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When things start aligning, they align one after the other and after the other one May such wins replace all the L’s we have taken
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Let this be your reminder that pursuing your passion is worth it ☺️
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