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2(redacted) years old. aries slander account. big fan of bands from New Jersey. Managing guest lists for a living.

NYC babyyy
Joined November 2012
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heartbreaking: fob announces a tour when you're the most broke you've ever been in your entire life
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inside you there are two wolves
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Yall wouldn’t survive a phoebe bridgers show
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its true, i'm their third
Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani are reportedly dating.
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Hey Hey Pete
I am the claw that just just won't grip in the claw machine at the arcade.
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mcr fans you won’t believe what song he plays
Chaos on a downtown A train in NYC 🚇 A woman screams at a subway guitarist, tells a rider who just had ear surgery to "call Access-A-Ride," then lets out a 17-second shriek as the guy next to her covers his ears. Just another commute in New York.
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gay ass band using their rhythm guitarists lower stomach tattoo and tramp stamp as merch
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Another sign that they are going to cut the power off
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if you’re in line for the fall out boy claw machine STAY IN LINE!!!
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phoebe drops in 2020 - blue wave phoebe disappears in 2024 - red wave phoebe comes back in 2026 - blue wave hmmmmmm
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we literally got blue texas before gta 6
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they gonna be showing these type of tweets on Fox News tomorrow 😭😭😭😭😭
WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE
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after tonight ChatGPT is rebranding to ChatLGBT
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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This is hitting SO HARD for everyone who randomly woke up at 3am 2 years ago with a pit in their stomach
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this blue tsunami is so severe that ted cruz is already in cancun
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Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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fuck it let's ban straight marriage while we've got the numbers
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my mom can drive us to the sex change surgery abortion clinic if your mom can drive us back
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Mcr realigned the universe by playing early sunsets and now we’re turning the whole country blue
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