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@_caughton

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C@_caughtonOct 23
I truly hate this. What do they expect when they cum? WHAT?!!! You don’t get to participate in creating a pregnancy and then act like the consequences are exclusively a woman’s problem.
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@bellaislovely_Sep 20
Men’s reactions to finding out they’re having another baby
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This Animated Movie is so relatable. This is me currently. 😭
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Host: “If you don’t pay the $200 cleaning fee in cash right now, I’m cancelling your booking.” I looked at the guy standing in the doorway of the beach house I’d booked on Airbnb. Me: “The listing explicitly said all fees were included. I’m not paying extra cash on arrival.” Host: “My house, my rules. Pay up or get off my property.” I was exhausted after a six-hour drive, but I refused to let him shake me down. I pulled out my phone to call Airbnb support and report the extortion. Host: “Go ahead and call them! They won’t respond before tonight anyway, and you’ll be sleeping in your car!” Before I could dial, a red pickup truck pulled into the driveway. An older man stepped out, looking furious...
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I wonder what he did
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A violent black woman harasses and attacks a couple then gets her ass handed back to her
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I broke up with a very cool therapist today and she turned uncool really fast and now I feel super betrayed
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If she GHOSTS you for 24 hours, then comes back texting like nothing happened.. here’s what you should do:
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He asked her to build a life together, and she interpreted that as losing her freedom. The entitlement is wild 😭
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Man knocks out woman with a chair after she stabs him in the eye with her cane.
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Have you seen a white girl this brutal 🥵? The black girl picked the wrong white girl
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Trained bouncer manhandles thug in a fight outside a club and finally submits him to the police😭😭🔥
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i Get so Excited when she talks To me i start shaking like a scared chihuahua
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The way she dropped her bag and punched her bestie is nasty 😭
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kay
@kayw3bOct 23
Damn...she didn't see that coming 😭
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Father fights off attackers to protect his daughter during attempted car hijacking.
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When you have to remind grown men that gang rape is a fucking crime and not something they can get away with
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@JaceValenOct 23
When you have to remind grown women that choking children is literally a crime and not a parenting method
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now I wish we never met because you are too hard to forget...
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Sex education at 17: • The pill covers me • A normal Pap smear means I'm clear • If a partner had something, I'd know Sex education at 28:
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@WydAlphaXOct 23
When the Scott's say 'All Aussie do is lift they can't fight!'
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I was one minute away from ending my relationship because my boyfriend was too “boring.” Then he came home from a construction site at 9:15 on a Saturday night, covered in drywall dust, dropped onto our bed with one work boot still on, and fell asleep before he could even shower. I was standing there in a new dress, expensive perfume on my wrists, while my phone lit up with videos of my friends downtown. And I was furious. “Seriously, Michael?” I whispered. He didn’t answer.
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