Joined June 2017
Been wearing pants three sizes too big
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Tender not even the fckn word I be going bananas bout my shit
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Crystal Lake make you feel sorry for Jason lil Uglyass
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Brother in law used chat gpt to book my niece’s birthday party and we showed up today and there’s no party
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once that rainbow background w the white text start coming out on my close friends take my phone away
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90 degree weather with mosquitoes in October
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My life goal is to leave my mom in the hood
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Sam Raimi’s ‘THE EVIL DEAD’ was released 45 years ago today.
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Yall having a hard time raising yall parents like me ? Lmfao
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When ur unproblematic u don’t look like ur almost 30
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Morning maxxer
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Told my man to pack his own lunch the other night n he looked at me like I just shot him in the chest
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ordered doordash and my sister delivered it
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I do this shit for zero likes and 2 unfollows ✊🏼
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Sweetest girl you’ve ever met be like “aww im nothing special” and then she’s actually everything good that the world has to offer. Brightest ray of sunshine that’s ever met the earths soil btw.
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Heard it was muggy outside
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walt jr u fucked up the city with this one
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“I don’t know if that lunch would have changed his future... But I do know that I loved him.”
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