@_byykee

A sobering reminder of just how incredibly small humanity is in the grand scale of the cosmos

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Joined September 2018
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Having all your eggs in one basket seems like a very organized and smart way to have eggs
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"sorry English is not my first language" I say. As if I make any sense in my first language
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Cancelo should have squared that his ball
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β€œColor me surprised” Thats not a Color you dumbfuck I Swear ill fucking kill you if you say Bullshit like that again
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There are eleven types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who do not.
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Personally I think the elephant really ties the whole room together
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Please put your clothes back on. I have just remembered that Dostoevsky wrote extensively about the consequences of poor impulse control, and I think we ought to honour his work.
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The creator of the Simpsons
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Reports say, the man who invented the taser has died. Family & friends are stunned.
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Replying to @nmordecainu
No that’s Ululation. Ovulation is the transition of humans over time.
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No that's Ovation. Ovulation is the Alililili sound.
isn't ovulation when everyone stands and clap?
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