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Houston/Mo City, TX
Joined November 2009
reminder, i ain't on here (much) but while you are here, follow @2DopeMarks on here and IG -- my wrestling (and other things) pod with @NoOneLikeD. we go live on yt and here on thursdays, episodes on demand on fridays.
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Glad Angel got out of the hell hole that is the Chicago Sky organization
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Where CJ Stroud ranks in QBR vs the blitz… 2023: 62 (20th) 2024: 64 ( 21st) 2025: 73 (14th) 2026: 88 (2nd) @BenjaminSolak and I discussed his masterful performance vs a tricky Jags defense on the pod.
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the wys!
Happy to share I’ve signed a new multi-year contract with ESPN 🎉 Proud to contribute to our NHL coverage on multiple platforms. Love working with my hockey (and wrestling!) teammates who have such insight, creativity and passion for what we do. More personal news soon ... 👀
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NEWS (From NBC): Game 1 of the 2026 WNBA Finals averaged 2.1 million viewers on NBC and Peacock, making it the most-watched WNBA Finals Game 1 ever. Dream vs. Valkyries is up 11% vs. last year’s Game 1 between Mercury and Aces.
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this gotta be the final scene of ben stiller's hbo doc on the knicks, right?
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when the bubble felt like the first two days of the ncaa tournament >>>
Imagine complaining about an afternoon NBA game. I want NBA games 24-7. I wanna wake up at 8am to NBA games. I wish I was an NBA game.
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Stoked to announce that Wright Thompson and I are teaching a class at @mujschool this spring, an intensive magazine writing workshop for a select number of students. We’ll study and/or speak to some of the greatest-evers, from Tom Junod to Michael Lewis and JR Moehringer to Gay Talese and Taffy Brodesser-Akner and a lot more — as much ego as a Zoom can handle. Applications are due Friday to John Anderson and Mark Horvit.
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well, that *is* a fun flip of limp bizkit’s “break stuff”
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I appreciate all the feedback from my latest article. When my managing editor asked, I intentionally sought out a Black MD, noticing that others haven't or just won't. Anything less would feel irresponsible to me.
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you already know what time it is when there's an AEW pay-per-view; @30MTLBRP is back with their #AEWWrestleDream #NoCapRecap, and more! Tap in with @MeekthaMage and @lashesnlariats this and EVERY Tuesday morning at 11:11 AM ET, only on the Black Rasslin' YouTube
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last two possessions: a brisket sub for a cheese curd sub
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Dave Robinson after that 18th spin move in 1995:
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considering how the schedule looks... 12-5 is not out the realm of possibility.
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we JUST got here lmao
Must be nice to have solid play calling.
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the phone lines are going to be hot either way. let them be pleasant for lance’s sake, coleridge
My sports talk show tomorrow morning rests on this final drive for CJ. Please be good, CJ.
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time to utilize 18 and every option you got, nick. you got three timeouts and two minutes.
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trevor know he’s good for another meatball sub
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