I like pizza, telephones, no excuse early voting, and eurodance hits from the late 90s. He/Him. | @bgates@infosec.exchange
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
Can't wait to voice clone each Neo home robot owner and yell "Neo, get the door please" while outside in the owner's voice so their home robot comes and opens the door to let me in!
Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
the year is 2026
children are using AI to write letters to their favorite athletes and AI is writing letters back
relatedly we no longer have lakes
Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
I hate that for someone, today's AI art will be nostalgic imagery. "I miss the demonic pixar aesthetic of my youth," they'll say as the sun ignites their hair.
Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
To date, Carnell has been the longest-serving manager in St. Louis CITY SC's entire history.
Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
Possible reasons:
- DNS
- Ransomware
- Someone stepped on a banana, slid, fell onto important thing
- Bad code pushed to prod
- Unplugged massive FCC router, didn't wait long enough before plugging back in
Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
I’m door-dashing 2 @WhiteCastle Crave Cases to @sinkholestl around 9:30. If you’re there, have a slider on our crew. First come, first served!!
Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
ST LOUIS PEOPLE OUR TIME IS NOW
VOTE FOR EASY CROSS PLATFORM TRANSFERS TO OTHER LINES (no need to leave the station to transfer to other lines @ Boston), CUT AND COVER TUNNELS, AND GLORIOUSLY OVERBUILT BRUTALIST SUBWAY STATIONS!!
VOTE FOR THE ST LOUIS METROLINK BLUE LINE!!! – at St Louis, MO
ALT A photo of the St Louis Blue Line train at Forest Park Station, there are lots of people in the platform, a train pulling into the station, and a beautiful mural
ALT A photo I took of Skinker Station, there is a walkway over the tracks and two levels of the station are visible, lots of exposed concrete and longitudinal LED lights
ALT A subway tunnel with overhead wires extends off into the distance and curves away, it is lit dimly orange.
Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
1990s: no two states with McDonalds have ever fought a war
2020s: two rival McDonalds wage intra-corporate proxy war
Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
Hacker? This Woman Adds 'Reddit' to the End of Every Google Search: ow.ly/shup50IxyG9
Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 retweeted
It’s CITY match day in Minnesota!
Our friends the @StLouligans are back at the brewery for another great watch party!
Miss your chance to get a colab summer scarf?
We will have them available starting this evening!
O ya, 1/2 price Brewligan draft!
We’ll see ya soon!
