becky west

‘I’m a lot happier with a lot of gay lesbians’ Jo from the post office

5 stages of grief; guilt, anger, horny horny horny @CallumThomas__

romy just said to me ‘mummy why do you have such big boobs?’ today is the best day of my life x

when people post missing person posts on fb and randomers reply ‘hAvE u TrIed ChecKinG CcTv n TrAcKiNg TheIr PhONe???’ wewww alright marcella x >>>

have any of my mates got any mango chutney that they can lend Wetherspoons? so bored of eating dry poppadoms

the worst thing about moving.. is moving x

you’ll always be at least my second choice x

to the girl I spilt my drink over at patd tonight- you owe me a tenner x

Emma caramel arabella isabella Paul mellor Bella watson west. 27th nov 1997 x

picture this; you’re 31, kids at school, you quit your job of 8 years, and you’ve just beaten your own high score on subway surfers.. life is good, you made it x

hospitality venues that open on christmas day are just pure greedy, there i said it x

are heated steering wheels a thing or should I go dragons den x

this is the sign that I’ve been looking for

one more and I’ll get a tattoo saying one more x

seychelles seychelles on the chez long x

well I’m not engaged and I don’t have covid 🤰🏼 x

NOTHING makes me happier than seeing big hard men dressed in matching grinch pjs with their family hahahahah