Software Engineer. JavaScripter, Rustacean. WebAssembly Enthusiast. OSS Advocate. Thinkin' 'bout my next move in my thinking chair.

Joined August 2020
The PS5 uses my open source code. 🥱
The Nintendo Switch uses my open source code 🤯
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What’s the difference between a good bank and a bad bank? @SVB_Financial More than 97% aren't getting beyond $250k immediate refunds. Ouch
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I write bloatware on a daily basis.
tell me you're a frontend developer without telling me you're a frontend developer
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"What's the best Frontend Framework?"
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Svelte is just bastardized HTML.
Gamers: The PS5 is the cure for cancer, heck it solves everything.
Let's be honest, ya'll first pronounced Pfizer as pizza.
This is what I'll remember Trump for: "I tested positively toward negative, right?" 🤦‍♂️
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Full quote (if that'll help): "And I tested very positively in another sense, this morning. I tested positively toward negative, right? So I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. ... But that’s a way of saying it: positively toward the negative."
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JavaScript devs are so lazy: npm run auto-ass-wiper
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Could a swimming pregant women be considered a human submarine? 🤔 Hmm
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qiiqiiqiiiqiqiqiqi (the sound a bat makes)
I've had it with the JavaScript tooling ecosystem. It's a mess.
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My laugh is pretty normal. At least it starts normal. BWAHAHAHAHDKASDJKKJ#$@&%*!
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It finally makes sense.
it finally clicked in my brain why I have such an aversion to looking at Jeff Bezos’ face
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No, I'm a vanguard developer, not a frontend developer. I'm at the forefront of dealing with client BS. It's a daily war really.
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Give black people credit for their ideas.
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This is what coding on paper feels like. Try it.
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...in programmer-paradise ...without react.
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__SECRET_INTERNALS_DO_NOT_USE_OR_YOU_WILL_BE_FIRED
As a developer, what’s the most inappropriate variable name you can think of?
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More specifically: global.React.__SECRET_INTERNALS_DO_NOT_USE_OR_YOU_WILL_BE_FIRED
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