#minordontgroommethanks jellyfish dont have brains and neither do i i like squirtle and spheal

Mars
Joined January 2023
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*paws at you* can you share your screen *paws at you* can i see you play *paws at you* may i please
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And then i end up all dressed up sitting in a corner
I'm so antisocial but i love fashion so everytime im at a family event the only thing keeping me going is the clothes im wearing
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my two very VERY much straight guy friends were like fuck it we're changing our pfps and our pronouns THEY ACCEPTED THEM? SO EASILY? HOW?
"girl-only server" and theres 10 men who have fem pronouns "girl-only server" and theres multiple mtf
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Pulls out a small miso soup to sip while everyone else lights up a cigarette
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Cotton On is sooo overrated
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muslim rituals and its just humane treatment of an animal😭😭😭😭cant make this shit up
Replying to @MaNdlovujpeg
Fuck outa here . Not all of us want to normalise muslim rituals on our food
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Guys I have this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach
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"girl-only server" and theres 10 men who have fem pronouns "girl-only server" and theres multiple mtf
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"twitter is just porn" me opening twitter to hi
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do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
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*paws at you* can you stream your game for me *paws at you* can you stream your game for me *paws at you* can you stream your game for me
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The theory channels really changed when matpat left
Youtube keeps recommending me passport bro shit and I don't like it
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how do you know if youre a good person i feel like nobody can call themselves a good person cause thats generally something society judges
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“Dream smp” “black people” xitter.cf/rixsaur/status/2113857…
did the dream smp have black people in it
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you will never guess the context
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Quand un mec japonais essaie de se suicider mais que même son suicide a le rythme de One Piece
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cómo estudiar todo el cuatrimestre en una semana tutorial facil y rapido buscar
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se siente horrible saber que eres inteligente y que podrías sacar notas mucho mas altas pero caíste en el mundo de la procrastinacion
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