Cape Town, South Africa
Joined July 2017
My lord 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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In the spirit of trying to move from 68kgs to 62kgs in two weeks I have decided to substitute my 3 chapos tradition with fries😭😭😭😭 Anyway mwala nini watu wangu?
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Kweli Mungu ni mwema. Juu alikuwa 6th floor iyo building ilisink pale Eastleigh
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⛔️Warning 18+ ⛔️We will never forget this great hero of humanity 🙏🏻 ⛔️His name was Aaron Bushnell. He burned himself alive to protest a foreign war and killing innocent children, a war supported and backed by the US government. He was an American citizen. He's been trashed by those still alive. He's dead. RIP Aaron 🙏🏻
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Building collapses in Eastleigh.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂who didi this
But Kenyan men hamko good looking aki😭
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Worth every minute 💁🏿
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He put the baby in there and he got it out 😂😂😂
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Politics is a dirty game. Let us focus . I mean, if it means Rigathi & Sifuna uniting to beat Tutam, where is the problem? We have to get all votes kutoa huyo mtu state house. We will deal with the rest later! I support: Opposition uniting . Adui ni tutam! Let’s go👌
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Rich of you to think tumeacha
Millennials walikuwa wananunua credit kwa duka.
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Ukipewa kazi na gava ya tutam saizi na wewe ni wantam na unasota, utachukua?
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Chukua tu aki dias, tumechoka na hizi maswali za kipuzi
Ukipewa kazi na gava ya tutam saizi na wewe ni wantam na unasota, utachukua?
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I was on a mission to make some fire pilau when my mind drifted to how miserable we are going to be as a country if Kasongo gets another term na hivo ndio nilisahau kuweka masala kwa pilau, so I am here eating rice nyama tumbukiza😑😑😑😑 He truly Must Go
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There’s a company that’s been trying to recruit me for 3 years. They approached me again this year and finally asked why I’m reluctant to leave my current employer. I told them I have a loan I’m still paying off. THEY OFFERED TO PAY IT OFF FOR ME. 😭😭😭😭 I've never felt this wanted in my life.😭😭
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Kwani mnataka wamasaai wakae kwa affordable housing ?
Manyatta sio poa aki. I need you people to start being honest
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Hii sikumbuki nikiandika
Replying to @me_right_now_w_
"Njaa ya kesho Mungu ndio anaijua, lakini njaa ya leo inaniumiza tumbo." — Juliani
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Si ata utumie cam scaner wewe woria
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Guys??😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I was sitting next to this girl kwa matatu from Nairobi to Kitale. Dem alikua akiwatch those low IQ tiktoks on full blast. I was about to complain nikanotice her phone iko 2% katazima anytime. Kiasi dem akachomoa a 20000mAh oraimo power bank ikabidi nimezua buana😂
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My gynaecologist in DBN was a man and yhooo 😭😭 this man would shove the whole thing in, and it was SO uncomfortable. You could feel him touching your cervix…Then I got here and, for the first time, had a female gynaecologist. The way this woman did it and I felt absolutely NO pain or discomfort??? 😭 It was that day I learned that sometimes, if you want to be comfortable, go to a doctor of your own gender😭
Şu aletin verdiği gerginliği hiç birşey vermemiştir 🥹
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