AZ🌵
Joined March 2010
I’m good and YEWWW ? Splash House was FUNNN! 🌴🦩☀️
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sometimes you just gotta put music on and stare at the ceiling
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TikTok told me to sell old clothes on the Vinted app. Just sold two dresses for $10, idk how y’all do that 9-5 shit.
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When I come to CAVA , I don’t know what none of the toppings are 😂 I’m just pointing and saying “the red stuff… the pink onions … is that cucumber ? Yea that too !” I just know the workers are judging 😂
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“Grief is love with no place to go” 🫠 felt that
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It’s so funny to banter w the gays who watch baddies because every moment is a square up 😂 CUZ DO YOU NEED THAT ?
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met my man at 225 and i weigh 269 now!!!!!!!! oh hell nah i’m irritated
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perks of dating me: ur laughing
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This girl on the treadmill eating a tamarindo candy is a mf moooood 😂
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I love those moments of just sitting in silence in the car and then FEELING straight up gratitude . It can be a bit emotional , but I enjoy it 🥹
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the way i used to fit into a medium and now im pushing XL
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we grown. fix your communication skills.
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Earlier today at work there was a game where you stuck your hand in a box full of yellow ducks and if you pulled the white duck you won $100 . .
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Gas prices so mf high and the cashier still wants to ask “Would you like to round up for charity ?”
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that first sip of coffee really be doing it for me
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Cancelling a free trial right before they thought they were gonna charge me
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As you get older you start to pay more attention to people’s mindset rather than their looks.
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I was having a conversation with my niece and she kept mumbling and not talking clear. I said I don’t understand anything ur saying and she goes “I’m only 5 years old!”
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My guardian angel watching me come home at 7am after that whole New York B2B LA trip fiascooo 😭
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That first episode of RHOSLC omg 😭🥺
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just stay out my face if you gotta lie
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