Saz |🔞| he/she/they | non-binary | bisexual | poly + partnered | mom | Northern NV | formerly known as sazzt | 🎨: @GEHEST
Celestial Capital of Al'Taieu
Joined August 2008
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hi there! I’m Saz and I’m sorry you ended up on this page.
I post like I have brain damage. :3
I also retweet a lot of dumb shit.
Here’s my cat, Siren. Her brain is the size of a peanut, much like my own!
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me going through the group chat reacting to things i missed: hehe, yay. heart heart heart. hearty heart heart. i love my friends
me when someone is going through the group chat late and reacting to things: oh great, here comes The Reactor
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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“A good guy with a gun” and it’s a scared father forced to blow away a teenager. He didn’t even come forward himself, he’s so traumatized. His damn brother identified him and is practically doing a media circuit.
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Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
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“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?”
Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.
politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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mom please don't make me go to the mormon kid's house again, their sexually frustrated parents keep making me play oreo hot sauce roulette
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i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode
