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Joined September 2017
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La mitad de los libros que te "obligaron" a leer en la secundaria son en realidad espectaculares, solo que aún no tenías la madurez emocional para entenderlos.
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Love listening to Kenyan music in Swahili but can we please mind the ngeli?
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Now that Ghedi is done ranting. Acha nianze. There’s an event that’s not paid around 5 to 6 DJs their balances. It’s been 7 weeks now. And this guy has announced another international act… 💀
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‘It didn’t happen to me so it doesn’t happen’ and ‘it happened to me so now I’m an expert on the topic’ are two of the stupidest people you’ll ever have the displeasure of meeting.
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Wanjiku🍍 retweeted
Watu wa oontz, there's a new oontz artist anaitwa Olivia Dean. Can y'all tell your big monied boys that you want to see her live too, preferably next year 🤭🫣
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Why would someone mention Colleen Hoover where I mentioned Kafka,Dostoevsky and Camus?😪 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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This alone will make me arrive at the polling station at 3am….not to talk of “he’s alive,right?” ‘cause that one will push me to get to the polling station, 12hours earlier. Wantam!
I don't regret telling police to shoot protesters with live ammunition. ~William Ruto
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I love to Google a word. I love information
sometimes you have to google a word and that’s totally ok
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If they put him as Deputy, we might actually fix Kenya. People are shocked that his county budget isn't running out, despite ranking #17 in county allocations. He’s just doing his job na hamuamini that shows you how much tunaibiwa.
NEW OUTPATIENT AND INPATIENT COMPLEX MURANG’A LEVEL 5 HOSPITAL
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Wanjiku🍍 retweeted
Ebola sneaking out of Kenya to let Bayern play.
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Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, after Sakaja
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If i sleep at your house i love you so much. I love to go home.
I really can’t sleep at peoples houses 😭😭😭
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If you’re going to have an MC, at the very least ajue lyrics 😭😭mtu anaimba kikamba and the backing track is Uvalo😭don’t piss me offffff!!!
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I like my man nice & quiet on social media. Don’t be on here doing all that hootin & hollerin.
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idk how to explain this, but Thursday, October and 8pm all are the same
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Ever since I was introduced to Afro house, Afro tech, gqom, and 3 step, my quality of life has improved tremendously.
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Wanjiku🍍 retweeted
This heat is good reason to catch and beat up anyone spotted and associated with attempting to cut a tree.
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Did anyone else read the dictionary, thesaurus, and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or my parents are just psychopaths?
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I've experienced so much kindness in friendships. I can't get over it.
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Wanjiku🍍 retweeted
The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read
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