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La mitad de los libros que te "obligaron" a leer en la secundaria son en realidad espectaculares, solo que aún no tenías la madurez emocional para entenderlos.
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Now that Ghedi is done ranting. Acha nianze. There’s an event that’s not paid around 5 to 6 DJs their balances. It’s been 7 weeks now. And this guy has announced another international act… 💀
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Watu wa oontz, there's a new oontz artist anaitwa Olivia Dean. Can y'all tell your big monied boys that you want to see her live too, preferably next year 🤭🫣
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Why would someone mention Colleen Hoover where I mentioned Kafka,Dostoevsky and Camus?😪 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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If they put him as Deputy, we might actually fix Kenya. People are shocked that his county budget isn't running out, despite ranking #17 in county allocations. He’s just doing his job na hamuamini that shows you how much tunaibiwa.
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Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, after Sakaja
If you’re going to have an MC, at the very least ajue lyrics 😭😭mtu anaimba kikamba and the backing track is Uvalo😭don’t piss me offffff!!!
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I like my man nice & quiet on social media. Don’t be on here doing all that hootin & hollerin.
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Ever since I was introduced to Afro house, Afro tech, gqom, and 3 step, my quality of life has improved tremendously.























