laura

“i miss you so much baby girl and i’m sorry that you feel that way but i hope you have a wonderful day” 🤣 sounds about right

just had so many cookies stuffed in my mouth that my face ID didn’t recognise me

if you’re not eating christmas leftovers this morning then i don’t know what to tell you

it’s me, i’m girls

RIP to the amount of black joggers i’ve put through the wash with a tissue in the pocket 🫠

GIRL

i’ve never been happier with my appearance than since 2 weeks ago & i had all my filler dissolved.. i guess that’s on maturity lol

i’m obsessed with bali but their hard ass water STINKS & subsequently, so does my hair lol :’(

i’d really love to know if therapists can ever turn around to their client & say “ok so your a full blown narcissist, are you aware?” bc i know a few delusional individuals that need telling & they ain’t my problem now 🤣

i literally want to rebrand myself via name & identity every 3 months

this is me omw to the gym lol

i mean, it’s not my WORST fear, but i certainly think about it

no shade but, a lot of you are in ibiza when you actually need to be in fucking therapy

has anyone found that previously having to deal with narcissistic people, eventually turns you into someone with a fair few narcissistic traits yourself?

me since the iphone was released:

for real

i do shit for me & my bestie up in heaven & that’s it.. that’s my motivation. i don’t give a fuck about the rest of you lol

no i’m THRIVING more than one has ever thrived at this point in time lol

no wtf has happened & where is the twitter i know & love? 🥺

i love catching people talking to themselves bc GIRL SAME