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@__erin

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Joined November 2011
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some day we’ll talk about how some of yo bum ass mamas try and gaslight women into staying in abusive relationships with their sons
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my coworker and I almost got murdered criminal minds style after work and I think it changed my life forever lol
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Bianca Censori in a custom Swarovski crystal outfit designed by Ye (2026)
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If ANYONE spoke to me like this, including my boss, I’m never talking to them again. If my own partner spoke to me like this, I’m going scorched earth. This woman is trapped in hell.
bears 🧸 (@wydbear) profile picturebears 🧸
@wydbearOct 24
Is it wrong to think such texts from a husband is disrespectful?
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does anyone still have friends that actually want to hang out in person or is the plot completely lost
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Call me George the way I fw bush
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Just dance by lady gaga playing in the car and “playboy” still being edited out for the radio version because that was a taboo word in 2008
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Why is it snowing at my house rn ………
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I am vindicated.
Among the Wildflowers (@deaflibertarian) profile pictureAmong the Wildflowers
@deaflibertarian26 Dec 2024
The cabin we rented has like 20 things to do before check-out…I can understand washing the dishes and even running the dishwasher…but to dry and put them up as well? We have to take all trash out to the bear bins, start a load of towels in the washer, and strip the beds. All before 10 AM.
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as a 12 year love island fan ~the discourse about islanders online months after the shows ended, “fan bases” for specific islanders with “fan names”, fighting with other fans about imaginary conflicts, etc is all so dystopian to me…. I fear we really have lost the plot
TRINCESS (@justnesstrinity) profile pictureTRINCESS@justnesstrinityOct 19
The creator of the ai picture is an ola fan but they are blaming us. Go seek help
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@itszaeokOct 18
i've made a good friend from every job i've ever had
👨🏾‍💻 (@soIodown) profile picture👨🏾‍💻@soIodownOct 17
when yall say not to make friends with coworkers i get so quiet
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I love who I am. We can work on my delivery but the bitch herself is staying.
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@RxgardsOct 16
me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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No shade it’s kinda the truth sista
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Lol
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when real men existed
Wavey K🌊 (@iamwaveyk) profile pictureWavey K🌊@iamwaveykOct 15
I remember back in the day when dudes used to tell girls “come spend the day with me” and if the girl said she couldn’t she had to go to work, the dude would be like “how much would u make today?” And pay u to take off 😂😂😂😂😩 that’s how old i am 😂😂😂😂
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I remember back in the day when dudes used to tell girls “come spend the day with me” and if the girl said she couldn’t she had to go to work, the dude would be like “how much would u make today?” And pay u to take off 😂😂😂😂😩 that’s how old i am 😂😂😂😂
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a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes
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i'm so fucking in i'm so fucking in, it can be the millennial satc movie and i won't give a shit
HBO Max (@hbomax) profile pictureHBO Max
@hbomaxOct 13
Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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I told everyone at work the time change was tonight but it’s in 2 weeks🫪
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God this is so good
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