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Dear 2022,
Thank you for submitting your manuscript. I regret to advise that I did not feel as enthusiastic about it as I wanted to.
First of all, there are simply too many plot lines for the average reader to follow.
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Replying to @maxseddon @SpiroAgnewGhost
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Depressing to see Covid denial follow exactly the same trajectory as climate denial:
> It’s not real
> It’s real but not bad
> It’s real & bad but there’s nothing we can do
> We could do something but it would inconvenience us (& mostly help the more vulnerable) so not worth it
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We've had an uptick in usage in Eastern Europe & rumors are circulating that Signal is hacked & compromised. This is false. Signal is not hacked. We believe these rumors are part of a coordinated misinformation campaign meant to encourage people to use less secure alternatives.
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Headline spotted in the wild: "The ruble is worth less than Dogecoin".
Welcome to 2022.
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Thank you, Prime Minister @JustinTrudeau, for listening to our city’s priorities. Calgarians are in need now, from employment to housing to health.
This is the time for the partnership between all order of governments to grow stronger. That’s the only way through this.
COVID-19 cases are rising across Calgary - Mayor @Nenshi and I spoke about that today, and I asked what more we can do to help keep people safe. We also spoke about infrastructure priorities, ending homelessness, and how we can support Calgarians through this pandemic and beyond.
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Hahaha! Forgot to switch accounts?
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona10 Nov 2020United States
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Here it is. The funniest thing you'll see all day.
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Today would be my dad’s 86th birthday. I miss his endless curiosity, enthusiasm, insightful wisdom, joyful wonder, and so much else. I know many of you do, too. I’m very grateful to have so many people to miss him with even many years on. Thank you all and happy #CarlSaganDay.
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I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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Years from now, I will be stuck in traffic or standing in the frozen aisle at the grocery store or sitting in the middle of a PTA meeting or riding a Ferris wheel, and the mere thought of four words will make me burst out laughing: “Four Seasons Total Landscaping.”
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I am several celebratory mimosas in and made myself the Four Seasons Total Landscaping shirt I desperately wanted in my life. If you want it too, I'm tossing all profits to the Georgia runoffs. shopclass.threadless.com/des…
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In my estimation, the Four Seasons Total Landscaping incident is the most hilarious thing ever to happen in human history — so hilarious that we are unable to comprehend it right now. In three days, we will all just break out in laughter for 12 hours straight.
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Since “Election Day” in the U.S., the Alberta government has...
- Reported 4000+ new COVID cases
- 29+ deaths
- Slowed/halted COVID contact tracing due to overwhelm
- Continued to block the federal COVID alert app, which works
1/4
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Our pandemic plan “will be built on a bedrock of science”
Sweet, sweet words
#BidenHarris2020
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While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.
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Replying to @jayhaskins @Independent
All this "forgive and forget", "for the good of..." etc. is how bullies and liars get away with things time and time again.
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I’ve been thinking so much of @IlhanMN.
Trump made Minnesota explicitly about HER. Said he’d win because of her. Many Dems in DC believed him, & marginalized her.
That burden wasn’t fair, but she took on the challenge anyway. She won.
Credit and respect her. @RashidaTlaib too.





























