@___bigengine

Ambivert|| MADRIDISTA🤍 || ACA in-view ||Siuuuuuu

Somewhere on Earth
Joined May 2011
Focus Meditate Stay low-key and Grow Spiritually ✌️
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I said this thing back then. Abule Egba no be place to stay se nitter.cf/___bigengine/status/20…
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Nobody: Boys: when your dad is about to dispose his worn out shirt
Did you ever play table soccer with bottle tops as a kid? Funnily enough, we never called it table football. It was always table soccer. What I am trying to remember is what we used as a ball. Do you remember?
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Finalist to fresher🫡
Afolakemi Victoria Martins You go blame the day you meet her Don't worry, she just dey start with you. By the time she is done with you, you will learn to keep your dick inside your pant
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A lot of your boyfriends are going through things you don’t even notice because you’re too focused on your own happiness and what he’s supposed to do for you.
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If Una no talk, people wey go talk go talk. nitter.cf/___bigengine/status/20…
To the president and 36 state governors 😔
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Some men sha. So Una dey order frozen foods from Agric Ikorodu to Island cos of fine girl privilege and yanshhh 😂. I mean 3kilo o. Not cartons o. Chicken wey dey Ajah, Jakande na fake ? 😂
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Life is a chain of events; the past, the present and the future, are all connected.✌️
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It's the man who offered more that lost. Because the Woman you used more offers to take, the most offers will take her away from you. It's that simple. But some men like to chase whores. Na Una know the kind women Wey dey attract Una sha. Observe the signs, very important ✌️
The moment another man offers more; Your Sacrifice Fade, You Become Someone Who Tried.
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The moment another man offers more; Your Sacrifice Fade, You Become Someone Who Tried.
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You see the next election, make dem no beg anybody to vote right. When they tell it to your face that there’s no bed at LASUTH, and you can choose to try LUTH or FMC Ebute-Metta, you go understand. I heard someone speak to their relative today and e dey give me PTSD. IN 2026?????
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Gbenga, we did ATS 3 together in 2019, I was in my final year at UNILAG while he was about to gain admission into UNILAG. Such a very brilliant guy who you would think is unserious. I've always known this guy dey go far. Happy Birthday, Idan mi oni pounds
Realising I am leaving my “young prodigy” era 😂 Finished Primary school at 8 Finished Secondary school at 14 Qualified ICAN at 18 First job at 18 International internship and offer at 19 Youngest in the room more times than I can count. Grateful to God. It’s my birthday 🫶🏾✨
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“Should I come over and make your favorite meal?” “Baby, check your WhatsApp. I sent you pictures of boobs and some naughty videos. I know you’re having a long day.” “Babe, I sent you a Spotify link. I curated some of your favorite songs.” “I prepared tigernut drink for you, and it’s about six bottles. The dispatch rider will be bringing them shortly. Kisses 😘” These are some of the ways to get yourself endeared to me. But no, you’d rather be sending “hi” and “hello” every Eke Market day. 😂😂😂
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All those vendors Wey dey around UNILAG no reach Alhaja for Onike roundabout. Make Una dey chop names dey go
🚨 Travelling around Nigeria and craving good Amala? Save this list for the Amala Joints across different states in Nigeria! 😂 📍 ADAMAWA STATE 1. Iyabeji 📍 DELTA STATE 1. Madam Saje, Refinery Road, Warri 2. Omo Yoruba Joint, Sapele 📍 EKITI STATE 2. Omo Olope, Ado-Ekiti 3. Yakoyo, Ita-Ore Ekiti Bypass 📍 FCT, ABUJA 1. Iya Oyo, Wuye 2. Iya Ibadan, Jahi 3. Yakoyo, Kubwa 4. Iyabo, Kubwa 5. Amala Place, Jahi 6. Ojuelegba, Gwarimpa 📍 KANO STATE 1. Iya Ayo, Sabon Gari 📍 KATSINA STATE 1. Iya Oyo, Katsina 📍 KOGI STATE 1. Igbeyin Adun, Kabba 2. Princess Food Canteen, Along Okene Road Miss T, Lokoja 📍 KWARA STATE 1. Oyindamola, Coca-Cola, Ilorin 2. Ikoh Allah, Ilorin 3. Iya Yusuf, Tanke, Ilorin 4. Iya Amina, Olunlade, opposite Michael Imodu Institute 5. Amala Moyo Moyo, Offa 6. Iya Gbolahan, Offa 7. Amala Depot, Ilorin 8. Iya Ilorin, Ikotun 📍 LAGOS STATE 1. Iya Ope, Oshodi 2. Iya Mulika, Oshodi 3. Village Kitchen, TBS 4. 2door, Mushin 5. University of Amala, Idimu 6. Olaiya Joint, opposite FSS, UNILAG 7. Olaiya Joint, Shitta, Surulere 8. Iya Moria, DLI, UNILAG 9. Owodunni, Bariga 10. Next Level, Oke-Koto, Agege 11. Iya Alake, Maryland 12. Canada, Oyingbo 13. Iya Seki Eleran Igbe, Toll Gate 14. Amoke, Bode Thomas, Surulere 15. Iya Asabi, Jankara Market 16. Ola Sheu, Pen Cinema, Agege 17. Iya Jide Itafaaji, Lagos Island 18. Amala YAHOO, Ojota 19. Iya Peter & Saudi, Bariga 20. Iya Ashabi, Moshalashi, Alagbado 21. Iya Noah, Egbeda 22. Africana Amala, Ipaja 23. Saudi Foods, Gbagada 24. Iya Fatimo, Ikorodu 25. Iya Salawe, Lagos Island 26. Iya Amala Odogunyan, Ikorodu 27. Amala Sport, Shomolu 28. Iyekan, Alapere 📍 NIGER STATE 1. Iya Niyi, Minna 2. Amala Joint, FUT Minna Back Gate 3. Oluwanishola, Minna 📍 OGUN STATE 1. Fabris, Abeokuta 2. Iya Bimbo, Itaoshin Garage, Abeokuta 3. Iwe Iroyin Joint, Abeokuta 4. Iya Bonnke, Iwe Irohin, Abeokuta 5. Iya Sunday, Adigbe, Abeokuta 6. Surulere Food Canteen, Abiola Way, Abeokuta 7. Iya Morufa, Olorunsogo, Abeokuta 8. Iya Adam, Ijebu-Ode 9. Iya New Road, Ijebu-Ode 10. Odoegbo, Ijebu-Ode 11. Alaga Foods, Abeokuta 12. Moyinoluwa, Atan-Ota 13.OBELAWO, Sango-Ijoko Road 14. Iya Amala Onihale, along Ifo 📍 ONDO STATE 1. Mama Kasim, Akure 2. Iya Òjó, Akure Garage 3. Madam Tessie, Odole Junction, Akure 📍 OSUN STATE 1. Embassy, Osogbo 2. Ojubo Ikun, Osogbo 3. Iya Kemi, Osogbo 4. Alhaji Joint, Osogbo 5. Yetty Mama, Osogbo 6. Iya Ibukun, Osogbo 7. Bukkety, Osogbo 8. Iya Alayo Alamala, Ikirun 9. Alake Alamala, Ila-Orangun 📍 OYO STATE 1. Iya Foyeke, Ogbomoso 2. Iya Ibeji Idi Kanga, Agbala, Ibadan 3. Iya Ibadan, Yidi Agodi-Gate, Ibadan 4. Mama T Adenike, LAUTECH, Ogbomoso 5. Amala Polaris, close to U.I. Gate, Ibadan Yakoyo, Oyo 5. Mama No. 1, Under G, LAUTECH, Ogbomoso 6. Lagos Kitchen, Ogbomoso, Oyo Road 7. Oluwatobi, Oyo 8. Eyitayo, Oyo 9. Ajiwumi, Oyo 10. Amalasogo, Oyo 11. June 12 Canteen, Oke Owode, Ogbomoso 12. Iya Mutiu, Ogbomoso-Oyo Road, Ogbomoso 13. Bush, Oyo State Secretariat 14. Ola Mommy, Ojurin, Bodija 15. Mama Ope, Mokola 16. Ose Olohun, Bodija 17. Iyameta Farayola, Bodija 18. Thuraya, Yemetu 19. Iya Alamala, Ire Akari Junction, Soka 20. Ajandigi, Ojurin, Akobo 21. Bibire, Sango/Apete 22. Alabede, WAEC Junction, Apete 23. Iya Pari E, Formation, Iya Waliu & Fakosi, Iseyin 24. Iyadunni, Challenge 25. Iya Kuluwe, NTA 26. Iya Ayomide, Basorun 27. Better Life, Ajimutu, Akobo 28. Iya Saheed, Odo-Oba 29. Fanawole, Iwo Road 30. Iya Adija, Ring Road 31. Abula Restaurant, Poly Ibadan 32. Adabaale, Airport Junction, Alakia 33. Iya Saki, Ilupeju 34. Iya Amoke Alamala, Customs, Iseyin 35. Iya Ila, Molete 36. Munukun, Odege, Odinjo 37. Amala Polaris, Igboora 38. Iyalaje, Egbeda 39. Amala Skye, Bodija 📍 RIVERS STATE 1. Iya Amala, Eleka, Port Harcourt 📍 IMO STATE 1. Amala Spot, Ikenegbu, Owerri Add any trusted Amala joint you think should be in this list. ❤️
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All I see is a woman that’s submissive and ready to build + plus a guy that’s intentional about his choice and well disciplined
Some people get it right the first time and it lasts till forever 💍 💖
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E rora ma gbemi debe 😔
As a man, you will learn that losing the woman you thought you would marry is sometimes the plot twist that saves your life.
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“the guy that disv!rgined me, my ex and one guy like that” 🙈💅🏼
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B O S U N retweeted
Na when you get problem you go understand sey you fit know people,make you no get person.
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Fuel attendant: “Hello, sir, fill up?”
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Never make important decisions because of temporary problems. Sometimes what you give away today, is what you miss the most. 👊
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