snake mommy yani

Almost hitting white dudes in the crosswalk so they can experience some adversity

Waiting for moms to text me back about babysitting and tutoring gigs is more stressful than any romantic relationship has ever been

If you’re not telling me I look like Elliot Page, please don’t talk to me

Being so hinged in my professional life and so unhinged in my personal life is extremely confusing for my brain

Walking away from every social interaction like well, I tried my best

Ok fuck everyone I am being Petrichor for Halloween and I don’t care that no one knows who that is

Receiving finger paint from my therapist today >>>>>>

I hate showing up mentally unstable to the house where my friend lives with her boyfriend. I’m not unwell because I’m single and please don’t talk about me later.

I finally get through answering all my texts and then three people respond immediately. Let me have peace!

Lesbian tiktok, once again, about to blow up my life 🥵

It’s crazy that I can google what do I want to eat and the internet will just tell me what I want to eat

Updating my email every five seconds to see if I got matched w a foster cat or miraculously offered a new job

Goddamn the New Yorker just did a write up on Feeld and now all the neolibs are going to flock 😒

It’s actually wild to me that I am at work for 8 hours when I am so clearly only productive for the last 1.5

The summertime makes me feel girly idk

I want a dating show where everyone is poly and the communication is spectacular and there’s only good drama

If I’m not eating a constant stream of candy, I think I might fall apart