@____seleem

software engineer. sometimes i build things.

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Joined March 2022
Get a haircut every 2 weeks to stay sharp, wait 5 secs before answering the phone to control the rhythm, always arrive 15 mins early, stay away from free lunches, never talk about people who aren't in the room, and when anger rises, wait 10 mins before reacting. These habits may look rigid, but they're the hidden discipline of the elite.
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Before game and after game 😭😭
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We're the first team to beat Arsenal 3-0 in any competition since... us, in May 2023. 😅👏
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Jesus Christ who did this??????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Which music we de use cook Assnal today? 😂
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Very dirty player! Did the same shit to Rogers
How is he getting away with this????? nitter.cf/csabesz30/status/21013…
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Happy 125th birthday to us… 🥰
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At least them no wear back of shirt Dey beat me 3-0.
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Scoring against this Brighton super team is not for everyone
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Guy your life don spoil oo
We go again after the international break.
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😂😂😂
My most honest and unbiased prediction for Brighton vs Arsenal is 0-2. The champions will cruise to win easily against the seagulls because of course, we are not Manchester United. 😂
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Arsenal Lineup to face Brighton Another Clean Sheet loading
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“Arsenal defense no fit concede 3 goals oo” 😂
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None 🥲
What handiwork can you do?
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Podcasts are the new beer parlor
Hansi Flick is NOT a world-class coach. FULL VIDEO > youtu.be/pQDehx5b2ww
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I am building Fileva — an asset toolkit that runs entirely in your browser. No backend. No third-party APIs. No API requests. Just the browser doing the heavy lifting. fileva.olanrewaju.xyz
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Good morning my friend @Farouk4224
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You score 1, we scored 2 You score 2, we scored 3 You score 3, we score 4 You keep possession, we score goals We can even decide to allow you score 2 first, just to make the comeback within seconds Chelsea we are waiting oo😂
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If you lock Palmer, there’s Joao Pedro If you lock Joao Pedro, there’s Morgan Rogers If you lock Morgan Rogers, there’s Estevao If you lock Estevao, there’s Danny Welbeck Anyway, anyhow. Goals go still enter!!
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DIDIRIN ASSOCIATION!!!!!! 😂😂😂
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ICEKING OCHACHO 0 G/A 0 accurate crosses 1 foul committed 15X possession lost STOPPABLE ON HIS DAY
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