@_____Max___

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Joined February 2010
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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer21 Jun 2024
who says a substitute teacher cant fw chappell roan!
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Jake Xerxes Fussell? I call him Jake GOATxes GOATssell. Thanks for reading my tweet
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I think that it’s time for every body to grow up
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Just got a new high score on my electric bill. $1100. Pretty cool
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I do not care of “BOY GENIOUS”
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ringworm@prawn_meat13 Oct 2023
all my troubles are at an end. like and subscribe if you get the chance 👍
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✌🏻🤡@xboxplaystatio18 Oct 2017
It is so much fun to picture a group of toads all dancing around on their hind legs in a circle
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I have always been moderately Neil Young-pilled. Deeply considering becoming EXTREMELY Neil Young-pilled
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Imagine hiring a DJ for your wedding and they show up with one of those Bose L-series column-style PAs…I might never show my face in public again
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I think I have disposed of 6 animal carcasses of various sizes in the last 5 days. #LifeOnTheFarm #JustCountryBoyThings
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Yeah the new Tyler Perry movie was no good. They should’ve called it
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Just sneezed and coughed at the same time, thereby inventing a new bodily function: the snough. Pretty excited about it
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I have been whining about this for at least 7 years. Probably more. I NEED to drink this god damn beer. Can't anybody mail me one? I will pay top dollar
The White Mr. Bean@_____Max___17 Nov 2016
I want to drink this beer extremely badly. Does anyone know where I can buy it here in the United States please
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The White Mr. Bean@_____Max___17 May 2017
Just got a bunch of high strength contact adhesive...Who wants to come spray my Big Ass and see what sticks?!?!
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I love watching tv show “desperate housewives”
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New Steve Ciolek-sung songs,new Ratboys…music is back folks
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I Love My Hillbilly Life
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Kanye West... you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or anxiety. Please watch Bo Bornman "Inside" ASAP!!!!!!
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I can’t stand being in high-importance group chats with green texters anymore. We NEED to adopt a common chat app in the US like WhatsApp in Europe. Or everyone I’ve ever met or ever will meet needs to get on Discord please. Thanks.
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Cousin just called me to tell me the “litter boxes in the local school” thing. Pretty cool to hear it in the wild
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