@____GAZ_____

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 yokshire
Joined March 2025
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Told my girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow. Also told mum that my girlfriend is special needs
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I've always wanted "sensual lips"
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Good morning twitter fam
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😍👌🏻
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Just had some awful news about an old family friend, Live your lives to the fullest folk,you never know what's around the corner 😔
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Makes doing paperwork in the car a bit better 😁
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Some bits from farm shop, had no decent pork pies 😭😭 was in late though
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Large bolster moor all day breakfast Get in my belly
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Sunday was made for sticking ya hands down the loo, eat ya dinner off those though 👌🏻
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Good morning twitter fam
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The french Only good at riots Going on strike And wearing shit hats at a jaunty angle
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New gadget 😁
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How the fuck can anyone go into a shop and be over a fucking hour is beyond me It's fucking bath bombs and soap We don't have to smell every fucking thing in the bastard shop 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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God I fucking hate lush My daughter drags me into one every time we go shopping
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Happy now I've got food
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Well, maybe the last smile I do today On my way to some horrid shopping centre Dunno where till I pick up my daughter
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Shit I've wasted money on... A DJI drone ( used once or twice,gave it away) A better DJI drone( used twice it's under the stairs) A small remote controlled police car(under stairs) DJ decks (under stairs) Art supplies (realised I have the touch of an elephant)
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Caps( I have about 40 only have one head) Small hand held games emulator (dunno where it is) Xbox whatever( gave it to nephew) Lots of Alexa speakers and Alexa views( dotted round gaff never get used) 2 mountain bikes( in garage don't use)
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I keep seeing posts about @elonmusk wasting money on his new roadster Whilst countries can't do this or that. I'm sure, in comparison of wages etc I've wasted far more money than him on shit I'll use once, show it off then stick it in a cupboard somewhere
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