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To be extremely fair, the DARE program worked on me. I’m terrified of all drugs lmfaoooo
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Gordon said “fuck the cameras, I’m standing right here”😭😭😭 he was about to have that boy LAID OUT💀💀💀
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Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward
JUST IN: FBI releases surveillance images of a man suspected of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a ICE building in Atlanta, offering up to $20,000 for information.
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21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
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abbott elementary not making miranda cosgrove a series regular would be a CRIME.
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John Cena on why he doesn’t want kids:
“Just because someone thinks I would be good at something… is that reason enough to do it?”
“It’s not a commitment where 4 months in I can go, ‘You know, this wasn’t my thing.’”
“The time I’ve had to live life is how I’ve developed the wisdom… If I did have those commitments, I wouldn’t be who I am.”
“I’m on the wrong side of the math. Everybody has kids… so because I don’t want to, I’m an oddball.”
“I’m not second-guessing anything. I’m still so interested in what’s out there.”
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This scene alone, made this episode secure a spot in the top 5 best episodes of the whole show🤣🤣😭
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