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Joined December 2011
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β€œCustomers are always right” is one of the biggest business lies ever told. Sometimes you need to put them in their place and let them understand that without value, their money is useless, else they’ll never respect you and the value you’re offering them.
Replying to @MegOfficiall
"This is her manager. You will not speak to anyone on my team like that. Not today. Not ever." He started shouting again. She said, "I'm going to stop you there. We're done working together. I'll send the final invoice today." And she hung up. $80,000 a year. Gone. In one sentence. She turned to me and said, "Take the rest of the day. Paid." I cried in my car for twenty minutes. Not because of him. Three weeks later, the client called back and asked for my manager. He apologised to her. Then he asked to speak to me, and apologised again. She took him back. At a 15% higher rate. She calls it the "manners fee."
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Hope you know a part of being intelligent is the ability to break down the most complex things in the most simple form?
the intelligence gap between us was too much πŸ’”
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CARRICK MUST STAY!!! #MUNBOU
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1-4 all and all 4-1!
Movie suggestions please (Romantic)
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I don't want them to sack Carrick i want Carricksexuals to suffer more and more
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Let me guess, you’re a Man United fan? Don’t go through the corners.
The older I get, the more I feel disconnected from football. I used to watch every EPL game, adulting is something else manπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ. Now I check final results and move on.
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Madam enjoy your Carrick, no dey shout for our head!
Manchester United fans that support Amorim wants to gaslight us that we were on a good trajectory. This man finished 15th! Lost the Europa league final to Spurs. Starts a one game per week season on a losing streak, lost to 10 men Everton, lost to Grimbsy in league 2! You all are insane
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The annoying part about this Amorim guy and why it's more painful than every other previous managers is that every sensible Man Utd fan knows we lost a rare gem.
πŸš¨πŸŽ™οΈβš οΈ Ruben Amorim after Milan’s 4-0 win: β€œYou look TOO much at the result. I think we’ve played BETTER games. I DISAGREE when you say this was our BEST performance.” β€œTonight we played well, but there were four or five situations where, with more precision, they could have caused us a LOT of problems.” β€œWe still have many things to improve.”
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Lol. This is not new. My school bus used to come pick me up by 6am. This was in primary school.
Man Left in Shock After Seeing a School Bus Arrive at Their Estate in Lagos by 5:30 a.m. to Pick Up Students
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If you watch the video to the end, you’ll hear when he said that if you carry this same house and put it in major cities in the US, it will sell for more than that.
β€œA $1.2 Million House And No Garage?”. ~ American Real Estate Critic Reacts After Exploring Lagos Real Estate MarketπŸ‘€.
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If you were genuinely shocked when Daenerys burned King's Landing, you weren't paying attention. The signs had been there for years. She repeatedly spoke about burning cities, destroying her enemies and bringing entire places to the ground. She never really hid what she was capable of. She had been making these threats for years. Let me show you at least 5 different evidence and I will quote her word for word πŸ‘‡
Let's be real: Daenerys didn't "suddenly go mad." She literally warned us for years. Game of Thrones 🎬 xitter.cf/FilmWithCherry/status/…
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Nigeria is a country that punishes you for doing the right thing.
Steven might have been sued…AGAIN. Nigerian businesses don’t take criticism too lightly. Lol
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Ojigbijigbijigbi.
i texted this girl i love her and she replied with β€œohhhh” please guys, what zone is this?
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You don’t like as you have peace of mind abi?
This kind of international break should never happen again
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THIS! A close ended answer = A closed conversation.
I have started ignoring girls who dont ask questions back in messages and and it has made my life a lot better
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Can someone please explain why the show β€˜How I Met Your Mother’ isn’t on Netflix or Prime? 😩
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He answered this question in this video.
George R. R. Martin. what a guy 😭 how did he even come up with all those names in Game of Thrones? the creativity, the accuracy, everything is so insanely on point.
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George R. R. Martin. what a guy 😭 how did he even come up with all those names in Game of Thrones? the creativity, the accuracy, everything is so insanely on point.
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Let me tell you why we turn the phone upside down. It’s called framing. When you hold your phone normally, the camera is roughly at eye level with your subject. And while there’s nothing wrong with that, it doesn’t always give you the most visually appealing perspective. Your subject can easily blend into the environment. Turn the phone upside down. Now the camera sits slightly below eye level. Tilt it upwards a little, and you create a subtle low-angle perspective that elevates your subject and makes them stand out. It’s a small trick, but it can completely change how your picture looks.
If i hand you my phone to take a picture of me and you flip my phone upside down, i’ll just assume that you’re not totally mentally stable and i’ll politely take my phone back from you before you bite me.
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